Maybe I should call Pizza Hut and get them fired...

Hahah cool

oh my

yes

Now that Oregonians have to pump their own gas...

Biggest plot twist ever!

Logan Paul Finds Something In The Woods

Much better than the first book, would reccomend

The gf kept saying she wanted to draw something together. I suggested taking turns drawing individual lines. This was our dissaterpiece

Barnes and Noble understands sticker placement.

I’m no meteorologist but it’s kinda cold at the Jersey shore today

Ah, the Jehovah Witness final exam.

The goat of the gods.

I bet it is Paul’s, then.

When cartoons get too real

A reminder that The Olson twins are racist.

My dog was extremely tired, but just HAD to follow me into the bathroom in the middle of the night.

Cold weather problems.

This is a diet I can get behind

It is the third day since Oregonians have started pumping their own gas

Cmon

The cat portal dysfunction

Alot of pride

3 Co-drivers

Canadian Yoga

Whomst'd've did this?

Shopping Bag

Our hero will always be there for us.

Quality Comparasion

Tried to take a picture of my cat sleeping but accidentally scared him

Arnie on drugs

Dammit Luke

Intense riots in Canada

4 days in

You think you're smart? I'm your dad.

career suicide is not a real suicide

ben swolo is officially a dead meme

nicely delivered...

Me preparing for 2018 right now:

Our god said some words. :praise:

Every episode of House M.D. ever

I said kiss me!!

Mother nature dropping Jenny's number

I mean that is my kind of waifu

Intel CEO sold $24m of his shares before a serious design flaw was made public. This is their proposed new sticker

tihi

This picture of Sam Neil I stumbled upon.

Gas doesn’t freeze in 32 degrees f

Same

The Secret way :x

Nothing wrong with that

Nopenopenopenope

Shit hes good

'n shiet

fOrBiDdEn NeCtAr

O///O

traps are gay

Card I saw at the post office

Best homework answer ever.

My sister in law caught her cat stealing from her purse, and decided to follow her to see where she was going. This is what she found behind the stove, where she has been hiding her loot.

Stumbled upon this in the wild...

If dead people make people happy im gonna make people happy very soon

Even he supports it ;-;

Glad to know it enjoys it

Deleted episode

let the past die

Amazon users reviews keyboard!

Just picked up Ed Sheeran's new album

The daily shows take on the new lyft shuttle!

I cant even tell which one is the real one

This is our next target

There's a mysterious new button at my place of work...

You thought dissentary was bad...

Don’t worry South Carolina, help is on the way!

Join the Swole side

Only way marijuana kill you

My local F**king paper this morning.

In case you are really desperate for Vietnamese food.

Suicide is ok obv

Walking your dog in the Midwest last couple weeks.

I'm still laughing at this.

Angery

So, it snowed in Florida this morning...

I still don’t know why they don’t make another Bill and Ted’s adventure

An old comic I drew about J.R.R Tolkien. Today's his 126th birthday.

When you come back from a vacation

peace in our time

Maybe the best photo I’ve ever seen...

to be continued...

it beats using the cardboard tube

Such majestic creatures

Fight the power, Bill.

What’s the difference between Hitler and Logan? Hitler knew when to kill himself.

american standards

This is how I ended up killing everyone in the Brotherhood of steel

It's funny... because it's true

pranked

Spongebob has evolved over the years

we dem bois

More Tweets like this will keep me watching the news.