He would if he just could.

You're in the army now! Oooh hoo oooh!

Watching any sad childhood movie as an adult

Did you say something, sir?

Think about it...

Webcam chat reactions

Definitely

That cake

Things don't always turn out the way you wanted it to

Find your other half

..but but captain jack sparrow is the best

Youtube when watching my favorite video

Charred remains edition

I'm serious now...Last time...

Passwords these days

That's pretty cool

I think he fell asleep in the middle of his solo

The answer with cum to you

Inside source reveal the truth about XBOX 360

How my younger sister looks in my eyes when she's mad

It's my ball... mine.

Close enough

Trolling at the cinema

He has a point

It will make you do funny things

Happy goat

Confessed!

I would so totally watch this

Fixing the world Mythbusters style

Thats f*cking amazing

F*ck off you little sh*t

Well, that was easy

Somethings gotta be wrong

Oops sorry sis

The most awkward family moment

1st world problems

Like a bosss

The only one who defeated Chuck Norris!

Wisdom tooth is very wisdomous...

Spoilers

Use them!

Wut?

Me at family reunions

When a kid uses the word 'SWAG'

She knows karate wow

You must try new things.

Made my (last) day.

Looks legit

Bird with crazy skills :)

Apply cold water to burned area.

Found her.

Never mess with the xbox

Children...

Cristiano Ronaldo goes for a swim!

Effective usage

Dammit Pedobear!

He Exists!

Team red is here, prepare for battle or run in fear

Is this the end?

This is how I imagine that new generation beg for #SWAG

True dat

Brilliant idea!

Cute boyfriend.

Fallout 1 at its best

Fail

Honey, i've done the dishies.

Donuts at their best

The History Of...

It's true

During food-fights.

Santa Claus trolling children

To the steroidmobile!

Perfect reasons why the world should end on Friday.

I'll keep this in mind the next time I get executed.

21.12.2012 True story

Just JD

OH! The Humanity...

Awkward.

Happy Potter

Shame on you

Pedobear's investment

Box

Faith in humanity restored

There is only one thing to do

Grammar police

Always look on the bright side of life, no?

F*ck you fox...

True fear.

Not that I've seen Twilight, but...

Too soon?

I swear i do...

Accuracy: 0%

That is an AWESOME boss

Hell yeah, Dolphins!

'murica

Power of money

Gay

You should be a doctor...

Slow-Mo draggster

First thing I noticed on the Titanic 2 cover