Not that I've seen Twilight, but...

Too soon?

I swear i do...

Accuracy: 0%

That is an AWESOME boss

Hell yeah, Dolphins!

'murica

Power of money

Gay

You should be a doctor...

Slow-Mo draggster

First thing I noticed on the Titanic 2 cover

Don't you just hate it when

Yeah, go do that.

How to cut a pizza

How I feel browsing facebook in the run up to December 21st

Evolution in a flip book.

Good Guy Fred and George

Watchfull dragon

Class was cancelled

Is that some kind of animal?

I regret nothing

Mario vs Pacman

If You Were To Describe These In One Word, What Would It Be?

I feel that another song is coming our way....

He sure looks like one

At the bar when someone says i drank too muck

What do you mean... complicated?

I See What You Did There

Chuck Norris Does It Again

Seems Legit

Creeped me out

That would be great!

Done

Found this on Facebook!

Epic Will Smith is epic

That's the wrong keyhole, Sora...

You gotta love science

How to pick a lock

Parenting level : dont give a f*ck

10 Points!

Faith in humanity restored

When your best friend and you listen to favorite song

Oh hi there

I'm Deutscher and I find this funny

Splash, slpash..

Theft is no joking matter...

Burn!

Scumbag PC

Oh god why....

You can put some filthy things into it

In your face NASA

If it doesn't fits, it sits somewhere else.

Real Kung Fu Panda

4 more days....

O hay

Scumbag Word

Woop Woop

Solving one big mystery of my life

Unsuspicious

Hmmmm...dat ass

Some faith in humanity restored.

And that's how you divide by zer-...aw f*ck...

Holla at ya boy?

When I realized I hadn't left the house in over a week.

100% legit

Anti-smoking ad. Clever.

Make a run for it pedobear!

The final countdown

Thunder punch

Fact!

I can do this too if I want, but I don't want

First date with hot girl

F*ck It

Ask him nicely

How to educate. Rest of the world, take notes

You can never bee too safe

Me, you, and everyone else will never be as cool as this man.

I just got an orgasm

Pretty damn true!

Master of disguise

All hail the king

My face when my boss told me I could leave early.

Lady Gaga and glasses

Ladies!

Getting in touch with girls: You are doing it wrong

Like A Boss

Really? I thought it was about the future.

I don't always get scared,but when i do

Painting like a pro

In case someone were hired to kill you...

Just Nokia being Nokia...

Star Wars Director's Cut.

Clever old man

Faces of Ron Swanson

Haters gonna...

How it feels when someone is leaning over your shoulder as you're using a computer.

Catbrofist

Pick up line for women

Security Work - It Has It's Benefits