Twit away.

Boom roasted

They’re learning

back when you could say jokes and people laughed instead of started riots

My car lets me choose between email or bacon.

Her face says it all

Found this old gem in my photos

Everybody wants to talk about the opioid crisis but no one's talking about this

My new camo jacket was shipped today

Nice side-income

Killer giraffes in Dublin Zoo

Family Circus Funnies

Try this before the snow melts

Send noods!

Drugs are bad mmmkay

already posted this on hdl, but what the hell, why not, most of you didn't see it there.

Looks like everybody's a wiener

Making OC

If there are any "Bill's" in Manchester today they'd better be careful...

Had to get my blood drawn today. This was on the wall at the lab.

Boss: This will be an easy job

VonBaron's first day of school

Uh...I guess I’m having a mojito then.

I'm 50 and immature

Cats in hats

I mean... He's not wrong

Good gril

This contractor will go into the cabinets he has built just to prove how sturdy they are

School is taking submissions on a name change.

Did I already post this?

When she make 100k a year and talk about leaving me

When you deserve that wank

Oh hell naw

Me me

A more accurate depiction of dating tall women

*spits*

Be one with the coffee

Civil unrest breaking out in Canada

Tailors son

omg!

swolo got us

calling in sick

Always up for a challenge

Me every week.

checkmate liberals

Easter and April Fool's are on the same day this year.

Netflix as a dating service

When any form of physical activity is completely against your core beliefs.

Saw this on my morning commute

This guy in Moscow subway looks like Ron Weasley

PRO-TIP #1

Canadian guy vandalizes a bunch of signs. The people rejoiced.

Dickkk

he he (cries)

Hugelol right now

RestIngPenis

Bit of posting

What should I invest in on a financial market?

just stop giving them your money ( see, i can make normie content too)

Woosh unbannable

DAB

Oh hai Peter

You've been late

Living the single life

beta

Here's one for a certain someone who's meeting their SO for the first time

Damn it!!

penis

How to get help 101

What did u expect?

love hate relationships man

He does not know da wae

My fantasy

Good comment

Real security

This has been my week

If people make you sick

THEY ARE LIES!!!!!

A few years ago, a United States Army paratrooper with the 82nd Airborne Division took his pet fish, Willy MakeIt, where no fish had gone before.

Family feud in a nutshell

Google tryina catch me slippin

You guys ready? - alright, say "Cheese!"

My boyfriend ordered 500 googly eyes "for reasons" and this is one of the first things he did.

Hahah!

New Romantic Comedy Premise

Nike Rare Max

Welcome to Detroit

........Aaaaaand this is how I got my creamer to stop dissipating at work.

Ed Sheeran is a math guy

Uh google thats not what I asked

ROLL TIDE

A coworker’s friend found a notebook on the curb outside the county jail and it had this very specific list

My college's anti-cheating pens are perfect for cheating.

This gas station sign really gets me.

Evil AI

you call yourself a patriot?

If I know my world history, this won’t end well.

Winter can be a rough time

twist

absolute cancer.