Are you there Margaret? It's me, God

Production level 1000000

The most unexpected way of dying.

I know when I’m not welcome.

2 spaget

The worst place to put an advertisement in a newspaper?

yes

Don’t be too excited

Vibrate: On

I call it Hahn Solo

I guess I will have to add “cactus” to the list of things I don’t want flying at my face during a car crash.

I’ve had this on my phone for at least 2 years...

Not the hero we deserved nor the hero we needed. Yet here he is.

Die Antwoord looking normal as hell

first meme

The most diverse actor in the world!

Me as a father.

These women are national treasures

I don’t think I want to see this demo

I’m Going To Leave This Rrriiiggghhhttt Here.....

Are we gonna put Otto into every meme format like we did with Ugandan Knuckles?

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Me when I can't hear someone

Anyone else sit in a 2 hour meeting about nothing today?

Drunk AF

Who needs protein shakes when you have this sweet nectar?

“Oil on Canvas.”—Anonymous artist, circa 2017

Tea bagged by a bull

Buying a house in Canada

Karen choir

Trendy

AAA Locked Out

When you order chinese and they slip an egg roll in there for free

Pretty sure my 6-year-old’s final end goal this year is to kill me

facts

Updated Four Horsemen of Apocalypse

Wife and I worked at home today in separate rooms. My live-in mother had errands to run. This is how I enticed my wife with sex.

Title is too short.

he is not a hedgehog

CNN just aired this for a full minute

What’s your superpower? I am rich.

Guns & Sand Club

Getting caught

Never let your dreams be dreams.

I’m no theologian, but that seems suspicious.

Facebook principles in real life

New H&M collection is truly supreme

Pain

wait no

Keeping the cat downstairs

good

A joke 5 years and $40,000 in the making

I went to the dentist, and...

“Come meet my friend, she’s super funny”

Just some good ol' coat of arms

A amazon reviewer was trying to show how roomy this litter box is...

My last year on Match.com

When you refuse to be cheered up

- I will battle evil - Can't you just tle it like a normal person?

Bye

Thats me

Sorry for being late. pls no buli

wae

we got a hell of a start boys

Nibba

Edgy

Rewatching The Office . Creed is such an underrated character.

I have no idea what i expected

Making a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

thank you terry

R E B E L | S C U M

Woman tries to distract man on Family Feud

Old proverb

he toucha

Why Tanklin did not go to the moon

Every freakin time

Hell yeah dude

2018 predictions

dead

He needed a picture to go back and show the others

My daughter's super happy fun end to her Cretaceous Period assignment.

She Def can

What improvement?

A guide to understanding Australia

My mother, unfortunately a flat Earther, decided to buy a telescope to prove it to me, here is her first attempt at usuing it.. sigh..

Anon is heterosexual

Twit away.

Boom roasted

They’re learning

back when you could say jokes and people laughed instead of started riots

My car lets me choose between email or bacon.

Her face says it all

Found this old gem in my photos

Everybody wants to talk about the opioid crisis but no one's talking about this

My new camo jacket was shipped today

Nice side-income

Killer giraffes in Dublin Zoo

Family Circus Funnies

Try this before the snow melts

Send noods!