MOM NO!

What type of vehicle do you drive?

The Art of Not Giving a F*ck About Others

My Six Year Old Son Pointed Out When You Hold A Clif Bar Upside Down It Looks Like “The Last Moment Of That Guy’s Life”

The age of femninism, is over! Traditionalism prevails!

I parked next to Harrison Ford today!

When you accidentally buy Winrar

Tattoo of your children?

So this technique is really being discovered

Thailand’s Mr. Bean

When you're the only one in school that saw the fight

How the dinosaurs became extinct

Awesome present for new parents

@ Friend in high school sent me this pic after he got done taking a shit and saw all these guys in the bathroom waiting to get a haircut by another kid.@@@

heh

Same

Uphill both ways

This made me laugh way harder then it should’ve

Yuri Gagarin during Cosmonaut training. Baikonur,1961 (colourised)

Watch your sound

Snowman for sale. Needs minor repairs or can be used for parts .. $35 or best offer.

Liked

spooky

There has to be an easier way.

So much rage

Greatest lighter ever

Oh Annie, are you okay

Pretty much how the interview went

Indeed

yes

You do you grandma

Meeting your date's dad before prom

What a god

This is the most American thing I've ever seen.

Won’t it absorb all the water in the pool?

This baby came out of the womb already mad at the driver in front of her

i dont even have it installed and it runs

Costco you have exceeded expectations again.

The crossword maker had other things on their mind

These yarn bowls

Beep Boop

So it was because of the colors.

Found this little joke quietly waiting in a local shop.

When you’re moving and you take down your TV only to realize you paid the community “handy man” $40.00 for something you could’ve done better yourself...

why the hell is there a chicken in my school

Warning sign at local Red Robin

Magic is real.

Misleading title, the book was boring

If there’s a fire, we’re fighting.

It hurts cause its true.

A New Take

I got pretty far in cat stack last night

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should."

Running skype on startup

Car drove this through brick fence, neighbor put this out

They aren’t great, but....

the real MVP's

Shoulda went with the PPO..... credit M.Nixon

The attack waitress is back

damn hits close

When the stairs are broken

My wife's sister is coming to visit. Getting the guest room ready.

At least theres death

Reading reviews to find a restaurant for tonight. Definitely going to support this owner. There's plenty more gems too...

Alt-Right Traps are so simple.

ＷＨＯＬＥＳＯＭＥ

Another use for post-it notes. >.<

Someone in my building put this in the "free" pile and pointed it right at my door, causing me to shit a brick.

If I were a mechanic, this would be me...

Emphasis on Iago

Arianna

And now for my secret technic - BEGONE THOT - someone add music

OOOHHHHHHHHHHH

"Look, tiny hooman, like dis.."

Either way it’s still an important part of growing up...

We peak at as a society

Im happy they used Papa Franku / RIP /

Doing a little dance, like humans do. A very humanly dance. He's such a homo sapiens, our Mark.

Writer's Block

Gotya

Tide Pods Shot

Transparency ™

I've waited my entire life to see someone actually try this

yes

If i tell you, i have to take to a dinner

You can always depend on family

so much nostalgia

FUS ROH DA

There must be a great reason this sign showed up in my workplace bathroom.

Whenever it shows in Texas

It’s happening again

How to use a shower gel

Minute Maid going for the liquid detergent approach

This ladies Pope sticker on her car

the feels

fisherfighter sounds way cooler tho

Phantom Menace was the wor...

Hate that feeling

For solar powered path lights

Visual depiction of my anxiety