Wise words

What a prodigy

A better reality spotted at a beautiful, award-winning beach.

The mirroring on this Die Hard DVD

Neighborhood kids built the most terrifying snowman I’ve ever seen

Pets who just came back from the vets

Perfect photo.

My kind of valentines day gift..

Couldn’t agree more

My boss showed me what his kid made in children’s church.

About to take a math exam. My little brother’s tv remote had one dead battery and my calculator was on the couch

Google ain’t no snitch

Roses are red, grey is the knife

All students can relate

Walk it off Bro.

And that's why wand safety is important, kids.

Kinder

Microsoft Word

My fiancée didn't believe me when I told her that our bed would be too tall on the new frame. This is her "You were right but I refuse to admit it" face.

Found this on my history teacher's door

Found this

Ed Sheeran looks more like an imaginary friend than a fiancé.

It's retarded

Roses are Red, Gollum hates Bilbo

You know what would be fun? Waiting in line at that store, where there's not supposed to be any lines.

He had his chance

Maybe not

When I was 10, my best friend and I made a band. Her dad made us album art, and I remember being so proud. Then, we found this

Oh... crap. I’m in trouble.

How fast was that duck going

private collection, don't ask

Wolves solves everything

Advice for driving in the snow on a North Carolina news channel.

Check the comments for a special surprise

Time dilates by

To be 17 again

False advertising at its finest

Looks like the TIDES have turned

Hollyweird is creepy

So i'm assuming it's happened before...

My lady sent me this after a rough night with the boy.

i can smash both

Irrational Eating

Plant shaming

Too much meme too much meme

Whenever I think about shaving my beard I remind myself of this picture.

Prequel meme

Alarm gang

Hide from the police.

Step aside tide pods, that was just a warm up.

Drove like that for about 2 miles so the other car couldn't pass

What a strange bong

The country of endless possibilities

Ordered a pizza and asked for a joke, and this is what I got

Quite a headache.

Wolves...

Also really good with some cheese.

How to pass the time during the gov shutdown

anon is contempt

y tho

Be my Papa

WAAH

Anakin Vs Luke

true

oh my god so wonderful

Yes, Satan?

Wow these new lessons sure are important..

For people who are always late

I found green army men doing Yoga in the middle of the woods while hiking.

The New Makeover Star

Larry is going places

"Hang on, I have dirt on my shoe."

gottem

All these years, and I never noticed this

I Photoshopped myself into a family portrait and it is now hanging up in my office

LITERALLY the best Dear Abby ive ever read

This will never happen again. Even Gronk can't believe it.

Addiction is a terrible thing

When I wear a tight shirt

Woody has been working out.

We bought 2 things at CVS

Fighting crime one pencil at a time.

Real Story of titanic.

Which makes coffee basically Miracle-Gro®

A bit of respect maybe?!

Was going through my great-grandmother-in-law's things and found this gem in her husband's journal:

Apparently my local pet store now sells testicles!

My friend's mom sent pictures to her whole family as she hopped into her first UBER ride ever. She's so excited- and probably had a neighbor take the picture.

How the dinosaurs went extinct

So close to meaning the same thing

" every drunk girl pic on facebook "

Knowing smile.....

Yes

World leaders with man buns. For all your man bun needs.

Looks like kids in a Totem Pole Trench Coat trying to buy alcohol

The beauty of our solar system

Our cat went outside for the first time today

That’s a big ass table

Why I'm not going to the Hugelol Meetup.

Toyota Corolla smoking and using a selfie stick