Ordered a pizza and asked for a joke, and this is what I got

Quite a headache.

Wolves...

Also really good with some cheese.

How to pass the time during the gov shutdown

anon is contempt

y tho

Be my Papa

WAAH

Anakin Vs Luke

true

oh my god so wonderful

Yes, Satan?

Wow these new lessons sure are important..

For people who are always late

I found green army men doing Yoga in the middle of the woods while hiking.

The New Makeover Star

Larry is going places

"Hang on, I have dirt on my shoe."

gottem

All these years, and I never noticed this

I Photoshopped myself into a family portrait and it is now hanging up in my office

LITERALLY the best Dear Abby ive ever read

This will never happen again. Even Gronk can't believe it.

Addiction is a terrible thing

When I wear a tight shirt

Woody has been working out.

We bought 2 things at CVS

Fighting crime one pencil at a time.

Real Story of titanic.

Which makes coffee basically Miracle-Gro®

A bit of respect maybe?!

Was going through my great-grandmother-in-law's things and found this gem in her husband's journal:

Apparently my local pet store now sells testicles!

My friend's mom sent pictures to her whole family as she hopped into her first UBER ride ever. She's so excited- and probably had a neighbor take the picture.

How the dinosaurs went extinct

So close to meaning the same thing

" every drunk girl pic on facebook "

Knowing smile.....

Yes

World leaders with man buns. For all your man bun needs.

Looks like kids in a Totem Pole Trench Coat trying to buy alcohol

The beauty of our solar system

Our cat went outside for the first time today

That’s a big ass table

Why I'm not going to the Hugelol Meetup.

Toyota Corolla smoking and using a selfie stick

Well that worked out well.

tricks

Still waiting for Hugelol minecraft letsplay part 2

Dude at the bar last night

How to prevent tickets

point of view

The future of e-sports

This person's awesome solution to covering up a large dent on their car.

Octopodes

I’ll kill him

Best

MOM NO!

What type of vehicle do you drive?

The Art of Not Giving a F*ck About Others

My Six Year Old Son Pointed Out When You Hold A Clif Bar Upside Down It Looks Like “The Last Moment Of That Guy’s Life”

The age of femninism, is over! Traditionalism prevails!

I parked next to Harrison Ford today!

When you accidentally buy Winrar

Tattoo of your children?

So this technique is really being discovered

Thailand’s Mr. Bean

When you're the only one in school that saw the fight

How the dinosaurs became extinct

Awesome present for new parents

@ Friend in high school sent me this pic after he got done taking a shit and saw all these guys in the bathroom waiting to get a haircut by another kid.@@@

heh

Same

Uphill both ways

This made me laugh way harder then it should’ve

Yuri Gagarin during Cosmonaut training. Baikonur,1961 (colourised)

Watch your sound

Snowman for sale. Needs minor repairs or can be used for parts .. $35 or best offer.

Liked

spooky

There has to be an easier way.

So much rage

Greatest lighter ever

Oh Annie, are you okay

Pretty much how the interview went

Indeed

yes

You do you grandma

Meeting your date's dad before prom

What a god

This is the most American thing I've ever seen.

Won’t it absorb all the water in the pool?

This baby came out of the womb already mad at the driver in front of her

i dont even have it installed and it runs

Costco you have exceeded expectations again.

The crossword maker had other things on their mind

These yarn bowls

Beep Boop

So it was because of the colors.