He wants to play catdog

*** you Karen

BitcoinDaddy

Anon has some money

I told the guy who wrote the pizza joke in my last post that he got me a ton of Internet points, he sent this back

Speechless

Netflix knows TV.

When you take gender-studies.

Mixed message

This shot of David Schwimmer in the new Skittles Super Bowl commercial is nightmare fuel

My sister caught her husband sleeping on the job.

Saves you money

Kill urself

New fashion style in Florida?

My uncle fell asleep on break at our shop

"Dude, you ok?"

This made my day:

What a day out

Ouch..!

Guess YouTube doesn't count purchased likes as views

kinky

Spotted this gem in downtown Orlando.

Dr.Larry Nassar spotted in the crowd at the Barcelona Olympics

Best Security Ever

This is my last resort

Aww.. oh

She sits on the treadmill and yells at me while I exercise.

When you know its wrong but you want to see what happens

Who’s with me on this one, or am I alone?

Who knew!?

“Stop here if you can”

In honor of our especially cold winter.

Normie meme

What people really do on Software ads

She’s had a tough life, she’s been to...

Tendo advice

I think I feel a cold coming on.

oops

Photoshop tutorials be like

My dog be like

bada bing,bada boom

The Professor is Not Mad... Just Disappointed

grabbing your bosses crotch daily...

My son found himself in a predicament this morning.

Lmao wow

Ahhh..The Good Old Days

Pathetic.

This dude knows how to ride in style.

Penguin speaking Bepis

He's lost his keys again.

How relationships work

Humanity & new stuff in a nutshell...

My nephew after parties!

New floor lamp

Crypto community right now.

Super Saiyan Fries

A visceral anology

Imitation is the finest form of camouflage.

Slippery when wet...

Out of place

Combining the faces of actors who played a certain character

Great urn

boobies

I'm still looking for it too!

Culinary satisfaction guaranteed

Like, literally.

I waited 5 years to go see the grand canyon... only to find this..

Still Feels like Monday

HE LIVES! and he's making my order...

Every time I see this on a product in the store.

First Nintendo Labo ad to catch my attention

The Soviet-Chinese propaganda posters seem to be the story of a beautiful interracial gay couple who met in a metallurgical, got married and had beautiful childrend and a farm

This infomercial fail keeps me up at night. Like she literally hammered a wall and she's upset that it made a hole?

Farmers Only

It's unending.

weebs be like

Im laughing on the outside; but yes, Adel, everyone feels it.

Well played UPS man, well played.

p a r a s

In Airplane! the movie, just noticed that the doctor calling from the Mayo clinic has hundreds of jars of mayonaise behind his desk.

The perfect hiding spot

The same thing happened to my New Years resolution.

Daughter Was Suppose to Draw Apples

Never stop petting

Did you know that you are, in fact, a dickless ***?

Fancy Fowl

Netflix on a flat screen

Typical.

When you hear something downstairs when you’re in the bath.

Aziz Ansari riding Jennifer Lawrence

Whoa take it easy Kimberly

It's just a prank

Making new friends at the park

First and last time buying catmint .

Table for 26 please

Can’t win

HECK YES!

>being at war longer than the US has existed

My girlfriend's daughter made me a bday card

#marinara4cody