The same thing happened to my New Years resolution.

Daughter Was Suppose to Draw Apples

Never stop petting

Did you know that you are, in fact, a dickless ***?

Fancy Fowl

Netflix on a flat screen

Typical.

When you hear something downstairs when you’re in the bath.

Aziz Ansari riding Jennifer Lawrence

Whoa take it easy Kimberly

It's just a prank

Making new friends at the park

First and last time buying catmint .

Table for 26 please

Can’t win

HECK YES!

>being at war longer than the US has existed

My girlfriend's daughter made me a bday card

#marinara4cody

Real Life problems

Requirements: fetish for mental gangbang

Free trial

I prefer this ending.

How nice guys think sex works

"I am not feeling it, you know"!

> be american

Iceland is here to help!

Sunny

That's just...nuts

77% drop

Everyday dilemma

Clap

Been holding onto this one for a while...

Tide pods? That's cute, but I'm an adult and have a busy day ahead of me.

Best marriage photoshoot ever!!

Father of the year award goes to...

yes

cOnNEcT

My dog when someone knocks on my door

The latest Spongebob storyline seems...interesting

Windows2001 finding out hes been banned for the 48th time

"We need to show we're sponsored by FedEx." "No prob. I'll grab something off the Internet." -- Seen at the Millennium Hilton, Bangkok

arrest the vapers

50 Shades of Yay

Prequel meme

The power of compression

You know that moment

Totally thought Bob Ross got his own quarter at first glance

And f-f-f-freestyler.

Hey

At least be creative this time guys... Don't make it too monotonous

When you are just too good at hide and seek

Welcome to the thunderdome...

Humans can't be that stupid...?

Felt someone was watching me, look out the window and saw this.

How to use a microscope

and this is to go even further beyond

Wise words

What a prodigy

A better reality spotted at a beautiful, award-winning beach.

The mirroring on this Die Hard DVD

Neighborhood kids built the most terrifying snowman I’ve ever seen

Pets who just came back from the vets

Perfect photo.

My kind of valentines day gift..

Couldn’t agree more

My boss showed me what his kid made in children’s church.

About to take a math exam. My little brother’s tv remote had one dead battery and my calculator was on the couch

Google ain’t no snitch

Roses are red, grey is the knife

All students can relate

Walk it off Bro.

And that's why wand safety is important, kids.

Kinder

Microsoft Word

My fiancée didn't believe me when I told her that our bed would be too tall on the new frame. This is her "You were right but I refuse to admit it" face.

Found this on my history teacher's door

Found this

Ed Sheeran looks more like an imaginary friend than a fiancé.

It's retarded

Roses are Red, Gollum hates Bilbo

You know what would be fun? Waiting in line at that store, where there's not supposed to be any lines.

He had his chance

Maybe not

When I was 10, my best friend and I made a band. Her dad made us album art, and I remember being so proud. Then, we found this

Oh... crap. I’m in trouble.

How fast was that duck going

private collection, don't ask

Wolves solves everything

Advice for driving in the snow on a North Carolina news channel.

Check the comments for a special surprise

Time dilates by

To be 17 again

False advertising at its finest

Looks like the TIDES have turned

Hollyweird is creepy

So i'm assuming it's happened before...

My lady sent me this after a rough night with the boy.

i can smash both

Irrational Eating