Step one: acquire an airplane.

Transferring from an engineering school, this mural on campus just gave me a brain aneurysm

@Katman360

Tom and Jerry and Kush

I work on a commercial ship. This happens every time we head to the Middle East.

yes

Nice!

Italian Bell Pepper

Business Hours: honest version

Career ladder of pornstar

Be careful out there

How to be petty after a fight

Dammit Superman!

Realfield

Fair enough!

When you show up for a job interview that you aren’t remotely qualified for.

It's so sad that most are kept in captivity.

These big birb babies enjoy a bit of a shower on a 40+ Celsius day, and I enjoy showering them

Pencils given out to schoolchildren in the nineties:

Metallica 2020?

Helping your parents with a tech problem

The new desks at our university library fit Reich in

BC?

Whoa... what is this award for???

Seth Rogen roasting James Franco

water mark

succesfull post

We must protect our children.

yes

bada bing,bada boom: seconda parte

He wants to play catdog

*** you Karen

BitcoinDaddy

Anon has some money

I told the guy who wrote the pizza joke in my last post that he got me a ton of Internet points, he sent this back

Speechless

Netflix knows TV.

When you take gender-studies.

Mixed message

This shot of David Schwimmer in the new Skittles Super Bowl commercial is nightmare fuel

My sister caught her husband sleeping on the job.

Saves you money

Kill urself

New fashion style in Florida?

My uncle fell asleep on break at our shop

"Dude, you ok?"

This made my day:

What a day out

Ouch..!

Guess YouTube doesn't count purchased likes as views

kinky

Spotted this gem in downtown Orlando.

Dr.Larry Nassar spotted in the crowd at the Barcelona Olympics

Best Security Ever

This is my last resort

Aww.. oh

She sits on the treadmill and yells at me while I exercise.

When you know its wrong but you want to see what happens

Who’s with me on this one, or am I alone?

Who knew!?

“Stop here if you can”

In honor of our especially cold winter.

Normie meme

What people really do on Software ads

She’s had a tough life, she’s been to...

Tendo advice

I think I feel a cold coming on.

oops

Photoshop tutorials be like

My dog be like

bada bing,bada boom

The Professor is Not Mad... Just Disappointed

grabbing your bosses crotch daily...

My son found himself in a predicament this morning.

Lmao wow

Ahhh..The Good Old Days

Pathetic.

This dude knows how to ride in style.

Penguin speaking Bepis

He's lost his keys again.

How relationships work

Humanity & new stuff in a nutshell...

My nephew after parties!

New floor lamp

Crypto community right now.

Super Saiyan Fries

A visceral anology

Imitation is the finest form of camouflage.

Slippery when wet...

Out of place

Combining the faces of actors who played a certain character

Great urn

boobies

I'm still looking for it too!

Culinary satisfaction guaranteed

Like, literally.

I waited 5 years to go see the grand canyon... only to find this..

Still Feels like Monday

HE LIVES! and he's making my order...

Every time I see this on a product in the store.