Why is this stock photo even exist?

Every time my girlfriend and I go on vacation we buy one of these signs to put on my roommates door. He’s a 25 year old guy.

If I go missing please have the cops look at my cat because after she gave me this look today I don't now if I will survive the night

The Machine knows!!!

When the grass looks greener

Usual morning in a dorm

Don’t grab your coworkers.

He is legit pouting lip put and all

When someone’s getting roasted in class...

Such an emotional and captivating story

"Pro-wrestling"

I've seen worst.

Now THAT is a manly motorcycle!

Dang Spiny Shells

My girlfriend received this from her sister on Snapchat.

When the teacher says “five more minutes” but you’re only halfway through the test.

shiet dude

My niece's doll has seen some shit.

relatable

Anongar figures out trick

Downudder started a shop

When you’re trying to reach the word count on your essay

Do wii?

I am convinced Apple puts catnip in their cables...

I love it xD.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

satisfied

Every iOS user has a folder like this

walk in

my face when

Lift off!

Would you find out?

How high is too high

I live with three other guys and this is what my girlfriend left on our dryer

Future is coming...

buildin up for OC week

Total destruction

Check out my new backpack with Mike Wazowski

yeah, man

this format

Near misses

His name is Trevor

Cool guy

I'm tired of being an adult

abuse

best comeback

Sunscreen does actually work. Proof!

The loudest thing of any 90s kids late night.

Maybe communism isn't that bad

Maxim Magazine is cold-blooded

When panoramic photos go wrong

no u

Seen in Arnold, CA

gawd dammit ryan

Good dog?

I never found the gym

Spoilers for February

Listen man

At that moment Gunther knew he didn’t want to play with fidget spinners anymore

Shameful dispray

Haha yes

He left us too soon.

Cowphin

Wireless Water

Looks great

Surely it will be

#girlproblems

I like that one

The possibilities are endless.....

This is the truest shit.

Now it all makes sense....

Annnnnyy day now. I even go to the trouble to keep it in date. Any day now.

Technically correct, I guess

Sometimes I wonder

Catnip dealer

My gf does pranks to show her affection. I went to use my computer, but my mouse wasn't working...

Credit card chip reader in a head shop

Shrek is love

How to hack bus stop ad

Double Holy

Missed me, ya losers.

Wonder who is alpha here

Delorean Monster Truck

Disappointments!

Available WiFi on my flight. I’m cheap but not that cheap.

The love of your life wil appear in front of you unexpectedly

The Future is Now?

Custom Door Handle

How many times have you done this?

When something is so sad it's funny

GMOs

Princess Leah holding two light sabers, viewed from behind.

My biography, only $9.99!

Anyone else enjoy washing dishes?

What's up my Negar

How to keep children away from Tide Pods

President strikes again

Told them to write joke on each box...

Switzerland during both World Wars

Sign game on point.