“I’m delivering your pizza where?”

it was a dream

I left my dad alone in the Samsung store for 5 minutes..

Violent sex offender

am70E02

Jesus had style

I had an idea for my headstone. Here is a rough sketch.

Samuel L Jackson confirms.

It was a slow day at work

The end is nigh...

Finally!

It’s something..

Shots fired

Best Alarm Ever

Ever take your train off any sweet jumps?

overdose

box is better than move

oops

finally, dispute over

CAW!

does this hat truly qualify as cool?

My niece got a candle making kit. Here is her first “candle.”

the madman

This comment for ultra thin Trojan condoms on Amazon

IKEA founder passed away

Well shit rose

U will be missed

progress

Probably not the message you want to send to your Valentine

It sort of Bugs me.

He hated Mondays

hey

When "DrDank" posts the least dank posts using dead meme formats

Made me rofl

get the f*ck outta here with that weak ass sh*t

the self defense of sheep

clear your mind

quick karma

Tough choices tonight on TV

trumper strikes again

well done!

oh..

success

Your username is your real name. I hope you chose wisely.

I came home to a package I didn't order - I opened it up to find this and have no idea who to thank.

90s

When got all right answers

I'd also kill myself

Searched for yoga poses. Was not dissappointed.

Trying to fit in

Friend works at Mr.Lube and sent me this

Someone just told me about this and now I can’t unsee it.

an ordinary table

At age 12 my girlfriend had to write a letter to herself for school and keep it sealed 20 years. She turned 32 today. She fooled her teacher then... and herself now.

White privilege

Might be my only talent.

Looks like your mom's new dildo finally shipped

Some memes are like herpes; you never really get rid of them

Thoughts?

So a local business put this sign up for Valentines Day...

points gun

Buying those googly eyes was the best idea in a while. he looks so happy.

plot twist

Heh...

Mining Bitcoin

Just two ladies doing typical Mom stuff

betray

Isn’t this how Hitler started?

Planet Fitness wouldn't let me cancel over the phone, and required a certified letter to cancel since I live in a different state now. I dropped this in the mail today.

Perception vs Reality.

The path to independence

Liquid Zoo

*internalized opression*

***ing Kill yourself

This ad for the New Dodge Demon is simply the letter from the NHRA telling them it’s too fast to be allowed.

Antisocial me

shiet fam

RIP prince! Funniest cameo

That seems to be serious problem

Daisy Ridley and her sister!

Sheneman cartoon in the Star Ledger today

yes

3meta5me

If you aren't already in a wheelchair, you will be after this

And this was before Christ

When the group plan gets cancelled

(-:

Fight for a Belt

Angus you fatass

At odds.

words to live by

Magic of morning

An intellectual

Into the void we go

Everything about this face swap is hilarious, creepy and the definition of parenting

black go back

Muslins/Muslims

Bit late, forgot the Grammys were last night

It was just a prank bruh

I was wondering why my two year old son started piling popcorn under the bed...