Get this man some TP for his bunghole ASAP

not in Utica

Murdered By Words

Western Australia’s police force response to Elon informing us that his car is currently over Australia.

My dick pick.

After today’s space launch this scene from Star Trek voyager seems a little less far fetched

rainbowX3

me irl

Brady pullin' a fast one

When you know you're lost but too stubborn to ask for directions.

Or maybe he wanted to meet his good old friend running that country.

Oh, how the tides have turned...

This one will die soon as well

Yeah you broke piece of shit, buy her a ***ing house.

Take this squiggle 3 times a day

Tea time.

Evolution of the Internet

Never change Vegas

Every day of the year

When you accidentally use Apple maps instead of Google.

The best maternity shirt ever

Broken mirror in a public restroom in San Fran.

This is printed on a circuit board in the Space Tesla

good content

Don’t Panic

I made my wife a shower curtain of me drinking a beer in the shower. She wasn’t impressed.

COLUMBINE SOON

Ahead of his time.

All of Elon Musk's other cars now

Flat-Earthers right now

Floating in a most peculiar way.

Marketing at its finest!

Got a new doormat today

Randomly received this in the mail and am fairly certain one of my friends tried to prank me. This lives here now.

Beyonce is not the same

My father is the king of space related dad humor.

Al Bundy is the man

bob the thotmaster

By far the best part of the SpaceX Falcon Heavy launch

Job Reference

Roses are red, green means go...

Make the best of a bad situation

And then he realized things could get a little out of hand tonight...

pranked

1970: in the year of 2018 we will have flying cars! 2018:

This handwritten sign posted at Tim Hortons, in Vancouver

As a Canadian, this is how I cool down my food during the winter

"Woah" - Owen Wilson

Pablo Escobart

oh.

NO U

Makes sense...now my childhood is ruined. Thanks Disney!

forbidden video

Get it right

Hurry up, UPS man.

What Bitcoiners see vs. What everyone else sees

Do not breed pug with other breeds

I photobombed my buddy at the Super Bowl. Great minds think alike...

Welcome to Sweden! This really is where everyone gets off the train.

Sphere is a powerful thing

Is this what life in Croatia is like?

lockdown

Makes for good dogs

Hah so true

Kid whatever you do, always excel at it.

I love'em, you Love'em

Officer! It's actually funny what happened....

Or should we say, it has blossomed.

My husband always forgets to put a new roll of toilet paper on. Today he didn’t forget

Checkmate everybody

Optional boss fight

Excited for the olympics??

History 3

Nailed it... all the way back in '97

tfw you're high in public

You ain't have idea what to do next!

if you drink enough you'll die which means you're cured

Haha!!

Mums vs Dads

All the way up...

disconnect

100 yrs of fashion.

Will you marry .....oh shhit. ..

These Lefties are getting out of hands with their rhetorics

...

nice

$9 deer

Pick your fighter

I miss him

Dear Abby,

This was my Uber driver the other day and I would trust her to drive me anywhere

he will go down

NO U

waw . i once thought about that

I swear, one minute it was fine and then the next was like this

The sticker I got out of this machine at a Mexican restaurant.

Potato on potato

Any damage to my health?

Man locks his head in a cage in an attempt to quit smoking. Wife has the key and only opens it for meals

Rare pic of Kylie Jenner before giving birth