The men’s room was too boring
After hearing Fergie destroy the national anthem just now
Ow.
The Dad Tax
Ya know
post 3
People say mean things.
The only time
Outside lowes and this pretty much was the only reason I bought some.
Grandpa got my son a big wad of cash for his birthday
A deep examination of my inner emotions
This meme is so true
Never go alone...
Good thing I don't have friends or a social life.
Dropping the bomb...
We the forgotten lol
I said to my co worker i left bills in the cash drawer
Found this memelord at my local gym the other day
Always a good time to play chess
Sometimes I take a hot bath with bubbles
My movie life is forever ruined..
This Has Disaster Written All Over It
Featuring number one hit “have you seen my screwdriver?!”
Happy Chinese New Year!
Whatever you do..
No winners here.
My Day Off
Interesting tip on V-Day
Poor FBI guy...
This loss has not happened yet, so you dont have to feel the pain for now
kicking off oc week with a bluetext
tips for life
Loss
wow you're huge
I love Vietnam. His name is Lucky .
Friendship Goals Be Like...
All is fair in food and war
Oh gosh
Cables other response to Deadpools drawing.
Buzz Lightbeer
Elon Musk in 2 years
or windows accounts
[Mature]
what u doin on u computer?
And also if you say 'not homo' than it's also not gay
Imagine your midlife crisis, Kachow
So this is where the HL servers are hosted
Friends congratulated me on getting into a psych PhD with Freud cookies
Just Missed Seeing A Vampire This Morning
Cannabis under microscope - 1000k
X-ray photo bomb
Ever wondered
"just like grammar used to make"
>me
9mm vs Ballistic Gel
LOTR in 2018
all I wanna do is...
We were finally able to coordinate our schedules enough to have a double date
If EA made Park benches
elon r u ok?
Miss me
elevation
Understandable, have a nice day.
A message to doggos everywhere.
dead meme
ouch ouch eye burn
what a monster
Because exercise and good diet are too much hard work.
Google assistant knows too much
Found. Stray dog, was very dirty and seems sick, nose and face looks swollen, NOT friendly towards other dogs.
I think my cat may be getting too fat..
$38 and alot of college lives
SomethingSomething Darkside
oh sheeit
So... I had something shipped to my parents house from The Oatmeal. Got a message from my Dad saying, “Well Son, this is disturbing news...”
Wonder if it will work
Wise words
These bathroom signs at a donut shop
Dear Vegans...
That’s a different take on it
With tax season upon us.
That's unsettling
notes
ptsd
Be careful with your drinks
Logan Paul: “People Love Me”
Money whale spent
when will they ever learn?
SXSW signs in Austin circa 2006
Go through the security at the airport they said, they will make sure people don’t have weapons they said.
At least Youngstown, Ohio is self aware☺
Totally worth the ten extra item slots!
So I'm pre-grading my friend's science quiz... She isn't exactly wrong.
Is this the boat Peter built?
Pissed off the IT guy and he said he would give me a black eye
The last SUPer
too real
oh god....
This cat looks like it just got knocked out in an anime
My girlfriend hung out at my house while I had to work.