The 4 stages of waking up early

Say hello to our future magician

Bearly intellegent

Max the cat is banned from the library.

eyes up!

The Mandela Effect

This hurts!!

first time screwing around in vegas pro

Olympic beers are the best beers

Boot camp

punji

Unexpected item in the bagging area

The crypto life

OC week is going surprisingly well so far tho

Rachel, from Wakanda

Only happy accidents

half lfie

Keeping priorities in order

Line was too long

first selfmade small OC

Finally something useful

This Skylanders McDonald's toy looks like an angry uterus, I now call it the period monster.

deus vult

get on my level plebs

My daughter looks like Beaker from The Muppets.

Just a quick grammar lesson.

Star Spangled Banner arranged for sporting events

Harry Potter cast gathered..!

POORSH

Successful surgery

I agree Ryan

My daughter drew this during a boring class today...

Shaggy at his best.

Shout out to this Harlem Cafe concealing their B rating...

A lifetime of sass

Barely aged a day

Cap’n Creepy

Today is the eighty-first birthday of Harald V, king of Norway. Here's a joke he made on national television a few years ago. The lady is his wife, the queen of Norway

Captain Murica

is this how you meme?

People keep talking about Wakanda, but they forgot about Zamunda

When a homie tells me I would look beautiful posing for a photo holding the sun

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Somebody call the ambulance for this guy

"please kill me"

What is this? A church for owls?

New hat, very fashion

If this isn't the truth.

Yo'ure mom straight

M∑tα

A bit late sir but still funny

Ooops ;)

She will literally rest her head on anything

Wouldn't you slip?

Underwear thinks this is a good idea, but cereal doesn't?

So my professor got the flu...

Ancient Japanese wisdom had me figured out from the start

Why are we ignoring the fact that Disney nailed it, like 20yrs ago?

Her reaction to the fresh grass growing in the park.

Pretty honest marketing

Looked up Lesbian Haircut, was not disappointed

just some casual NYC Subway reading..

I REFUSE

Not a phone holder

My Earliest Memory

Meanwhile in Toronto...

weve done good

Life can be unfair sometimes...

These kids tried to enter to the black panther premiere in Mexico

Not just the Menace, but the Womenace, and Childrenace too

Who wore it best? 2018 edition

This is so inspirational I'm literally in tears

It’s just a flesh wound!

My son bought me this shirt for my birthday, if it wasn't for him, I'd only get crap every year.

Deep Down

When cards against humanity get a bit too real.

Yeah I browse hugelol

sniff sniff

"you don't deserve me"

MANLY MAN

Great, another job I'm unqualified for

not ok

Harder than the Olympics.

please don't do this to me

Local strip club

I warned him

The legends are true.

Opiliones

john goodmann handling his child beautifully.

I'm sexy and I wharrgarbl.

When your bored in the driver-thru line...

Fergie was so bad that.....

I made this bad boy out of my old coffee table.

I read this review 2 days ago and I cannot get this description out of my mind.

Local bar knows their audience

When you’re unsure if you’re terrified, or having the best time of your life.

And the Lord sayeth to Moses...

Wendy's social media manager is killing it

Made from real rat!

A wild man