please don't do this to me

Local strip club

I warned him

The legends are true.

Opiliones

john goodmann handling his child beautifully.

I'm sexy and I wharrgarbl.

When your bored in the driver-thru line...

Fergie was so bad that.....

I made this bad boy out of my old coffee table.

I read this review 2 days ago and I cannot get this description out of my mind.

Local bar knows their audience

When you’re unsure if you’re terrified, or having the best time of your life.

And the Lord sayeth to Moses...

Wendy's social media manager is killing it

Made from real rat!

A wild man

No more Marinara

I N H A L E

My college doesn't want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves

I'm a very smart man.

The Real Downside Of Automation

scronch

Dear Xabiru66 - http://hugelol.com/lol/502017

Best thing I’ve seen today

Celebrating too soon... found in an alley in Boston.

Who the hell designed these and why?

Fine.

PowerPuff Logic

He isn’t supposed to have anymore chocolate milk today. I guess no one can see you when you drink chocolate milk like this.

Pretty sure I'm going to die of dysentery if I drink this.

heh

Steamed hams but dubbed in russian

Husband called wife & said no need to cook today I'll bring food from the second wife!

That Monday Morning feeling.

Found in the wilds of Northern California

[OC]

There's no way they would do something like that again!

Didn’t doubt it for a second..

Take your pup with you for girls weekend and this is what happens

An Irish newspaper just posted this

How do you even get these off

When your insurance doesn't cover therapy

Police respond to a code 241.

Goodnight Elon

Well... that’s one way to hold on to her.

For a good LEGO imagination

Went to go do laundry this morning and found this gem!

Going through my dads stuff and I found one of the most dad things I’ve ever seen.....

Lost in dark web

Every guy this time of year.

Eye contact is important

My wife just texted me this picture of our cat playing behind the TV

What is your emergency, please?

Should I bring my dog to the vet?

We had to get rid of our puppy a few months ago because it didn't get along with our cats.. today the new owners sent us this

Quick tutorial

HMU on skype

Unfortunately still more relevant than ever

[B]raise the LORD

Shout out to Pokematic for his noble meme sacrifice

Your move Coppers!

WWII

Noped at a bird, danger noodle... yes!

Felicity.

Title of my post

Owner should make sure to close the bedroom door when he goes to sleep tonight

All Star Performance

My local bookstore recently lost a door

I Just Lost A Breakdancing Contest To A Log

My cat is also Ron Purrlman

Posted on Mark Hamill's instagram

Fantasy Fulfilled

This is why it's important to learn percentages, kids...

Inhale

Feels good, don't it

I too suffer from that ailment

Exhale

when you're having fun

low effort post

Monster under the bed.

Overheated CPU will cause loss of performance

Glitch in real life

Just shut up..

Ruff break. Tuff luck getting the job now

accurate sign

Banned from Flat Earth

Probably searching for a nut

Jack Black has come a long way.

An important notice for employees at this bar in Detroit

wtf???

When you die early and have to watch your friends play the rest of the game

The men’s room was too boring

After hearing Fergie destroy the national anthem just now

Ow.

The Dad Tax

Ya know

post 3

People say mean things.

The only time