It’s not delivery..

Just in case you need help

Parallelogram season

Notification squad?

New generation

My girlfriend takes Zuko on shoulder expeditions through the house, so he can examine things in high places.

Actors you recognize but can't name.

Light as a feather, stiff as a board

Yup, the older I get, the weirder math gets

Friend of mine’s daughter was in a chess competition. Safe to say she brought her game face.

Yes dude, it's because of the blanket.

I introduced my grandma to hip-hop 2 weeks ago and she gave me this today

I told my daughter that CDs have music on them.

I really HOPE they listen....

Didn't think I'd like my new REAL ID photo, but they gave me a killer wheat comb over!

Do you even vape bro

Reminder for Michigan drivers, no more snow to hide shitty road.

My friend's new yoga photo. I don't have the heart to tell her.

Cool timelapse of roadwork being done

how to drive on ice

Say goodbye to costly toilet paper!

I wanted to see if people would actually write reviews for jail. Was not disappointed.

Take me Gisus!

This little monster is a Brussels Griffon

In Russia, slides climb you

When someone at the gym is waiting for you to finish your last set

She Asked for a Pony for Her Birthday

Well that complicates things....

This has to be the final level

People who live in 2067

Which cup would you take?

Viva la resitance

another one

Doggo knows..

Bug in matrix

Donny Kerabatsos Action Figure

One of my best friends married his girlfriend yesterday. Our other best friend was his witness.

The demicolon

*Lens Flares*

When you do all the work in the group project.

Gain

Invasion of Ronald McDonald

Yipp

Yeah true but what animal is Spongebob?

how not to wear a tank top

A Newspaper Police Blotter

Someone in my neighborhood was getting angry because people were pissing in front of a building where he lives. He ended up hanging this sign

Simpsons got it again

No one could have imagined...

A frickin’ elephant

This is what happens when you bring a goat indoors

OC Gondola

And she wants me to leave the seat down!

When you mastered rotation

Chip and Dale are the coolest chipmunks!

Haha, good luck guys

My co-worker shared this on her facebook after having a disciplinary meeting. She's 56.

S'moreos

"Onward, noble steed!"

I hope his name is Deadpool

the new gun

I'm going to hell for this

Yes I’ll have diablo sauce

Old but too good

Taking it to another level.

I feel like the Canadian Olympic broadcasters aren't very impartial

Maddie Rooney's Wikipedia Page Shortly After Winning Gold in Pyeongchang

My wife just graduated from the police academy and her sister sent these to our house...

Happy birthday kid from Hot Fuzz

Motivational bathroom stall door

This ad hits the nail on the head and made me do some soul searching. I've decided to eat my dog.

A Great Man Once Said

A fancy night out

At least we know there's fluorine in the water

what a day!

Well, he’s not wrong.

*Insert Screaming Pepe*

96%

It's what you get for Literal Shitposting

put that tape over your camera

Ditch Netflix be vintage

Fallout: New Vegas was real.

Same here, bad sir

I didn’t make this but it was too funny not to share

"Shit's about to go down"

My first attempt at Tilt Shift Photography

Olympics.

Nothing got you more hyped as a kid

#Resist

Internet search history

Found the other week at a local gas station.

Long distance cat tracking

Found at local zoo

Probably happened.

Oscar was a wise old grouch

Very disappointed in everyone...

My daughter and my puppy fight over who's going to warm their butt on the vent in the morning. The baby won today. The puppy is pouting about it.

I think Subway forgot something

Saw a pigeon having a job interview earlier. I hope he got it.

Bill Gates is Lucille Bluth