When your child is the spawn of Satan

Message in a bottle

This is what sausage party has inspired

First bath for Bentley

Literally everywhere on I-45 and Galveston

"Hey Bill, what are you up to this weekend?"

Haha, ha... oh.

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art.

ow.

Security device

Google keyboard helps a lot.....

Armed school staff

Inappropriate dump pt. 3

They should release the green suit cut. I'd watch it.

He beat me till I lost my soul

haha yes

I know I've taken it too far

When you walk into the teachers lounge without knocking

Prime-nesia

Twitch chat does it again

JESUS VS GANESHA

Startup idea

Accidentally boiled a cracked egg.

90s kids will remember this

Credit: Jerry Trainor

Not just today, what happened in 7th grade too.

So over school

So, I’m proofing my 8 year old’s Homework when I stumble upon this gem...

In Ontario equal rights are serious business

Gordon is burnt!

Every student before finals

hue

just in case

“I just don’t understand why you can’t work any faster”

The Jeep Wrangler “Stormtrooper” edition has to be the safest car on the market. You’re guaranteed not to hit anything.

What do you call your pet?

is this..

I live my life by this quote.

This made me laugh.. but mostly feel disappointed :/

me irl

You sold me

Opened up a locker after water polo and almost shit myself

[Oc] No u!

Anyone have the link to this article? It’s for research purposes.

Lemon???

Poor ad placement.

Oh so that’s why they drive like that.

No wonder they have a lot of old roman roads in Belgium

Maximum effort given when naming places on this island in Kiribati

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Yogi the bear?

Go see a psychiatrist, they said. She’ll help with your self esteem, they said.

Every cold morning

HUUUuuuuuuuuHELP

Thank you unsung hero for paying it forward

Is this the future world leader

Finally there's a single note showing my wealth.

ur mom

Gold into an endless pit of shait and reposts

hue

its simply: you cant

Alice in chains.

Hugging buildings

What to do...?

Buzzfeed will getcha

Swallowing gum

IHOP in Seatac

You’ve got WiFi!

So....

My hands look like this so her hands can...

Poor IE.

Indian hyperloop

I before E

The day after the warranty expires on my laptop

That eagle must be retarded

I’ve always wondered...

This restaurant's table was on a raised platform.

When the amount of alcohol is just right.

I’m a real boy!

Shutdown

Norway!!!!

Top 1 Anime Comebacks

Don't piss dad off

OC: Old Reliable

fear

too little too late

Thats pretty gay.

Sims 3 patch notes are just the bestest

The news.

shitpost

If we start arming teachers.

Thank god it's not an AR

My wife posted this... I have to admit, I'm a little proud

How to draw a rat

Depends on the Muslim child’s stance on abortion.

English is a funny language...

Fergalicios deaf

The Most ***ed Up Fortune Cookie I've Ever Seen

A Thai restaurant had some random white guy pretend to be Tom Cruise