lucky it wasn't a pesky emu

pee is stored in the nut

bad life choices

Shhhpiders

W A R

I don’t think my cab driver noticed his phone was connected to his dashboard

Go dance *** yourself gal

The real Russia

OK, but is it Glute Free?

Canada keeping it simple

Damn simpsons

A note left on the coaster of a local brew pub.

dont look

deal of the year

My in-laws aren’t so excited about their neighbor’s new addition to their front yard. I think it’s pretty rad.

Doggo does a shrinko

Life of luxury

Happenstance

wtf

My buddy’s wife brought home the wrong dog from the groomers.

The 80s were tough

Most Memorable Reunion Picture Ever

Action photography

DO IT!

Four horsemen of the apocalypse

They are drawn from that perspective for a good reason!

Made me giggle a bit

got my gram a new apron for her 90th birthday. this is the moment she realized what was on it

When your phone dies and you start noticing your surroundings

Rounded

My wife slid this under the bathroom door for me.

That's loco ese

My local barcade likes to make you laugh while you pee.

This dog has the London look

o c

Worst. Advice. Ever.

Now includes subwoofer

A buddy went to the airport to pick up his girlfriend. This was the sign he brought with him.

Everyone sees the resemblance, right?

Drag Race

Shinji's scream dub comparison

No one should have to wait 458 days for their luggage.

That feeling doe

Uganda Knuckle Sandwich

needs more jpeg

Deep down you know you owe me

Say it real fast

Quality over quantity

My husband finished off the snowman for me

Honest signage

Should have covered his mouth

My friend is on vacation, and while out at a restaurant, a guy points out he's wearing the same shirt as his girlfriend.

My girlfriend wanted a drink but didn't want to get out of bed, so I obliged.

What is it Scooby?!

Straight outta china

Relatable

You have become the very thing you swore to destroy

heh

Patiently Waiting

Black Pride!

Mom???

Heart Breaking :'(

Let's settle down guys

I could fill a hot air balloon with Lays air™ smh

Canadian wars in a nutshell

When you see a bridge

I organized my medicine cabinet today. Help me:

Shingles are painful. My Mom sent me a care package from San Francisco.

Sad day on Sesame Street.

Why don't we put some braille on it to let blind people know not to touch it?

How teachers in the US are going to be

fek

My fiancé carries chalk in his car for opportunities like this one

Even smarter

Have I seen this before?

SNOW DAAAAY!

That is some good skills

Needs more realism

Trying to get millennials to buy homes the right way.

This restroom sign in San Francisco, California

This is a record for the number of things that can happen within five seconds

My dad in the Peloponnesian War in 418 BC. Didn’t know this picture existed until I came across it randomly on the internet. He cried when he saw it. Hope this is the right place to post it.

I'm the cook

Depressed?

Target doesn't staple some, they staple all of them

Creepy Arnold Schwarzenegger

What parents have to go through

Germans being germans

Surveying Fish market like..

First job interview of the year...

Bryan Cranston eating Pop-Tarts like an insane person.

It's necessary

Im told you guys will know what this is about

Are you sure they gave us the right one?

heh

Another animal frozen in ice...

Selling drinks was not allowed at this music festival...

Anon's gender must be respected

How USBs are breaking logic

Small Angry Dog