My girlfriend got this business card from a guy while working at her family’s restaurant
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It was him...
cancer is evolving
Best. Reaction. Ever.
Evil Patrick meme is getting too real
Nah, I'm going to burn it on Friday at the gym.
I hear the new Mary Poppins is gonna be action packed
I have some ***ing doubts
Minions are god
Another Job Destroyed
Probably a repost
I'll never be that cool
More like a VIP ticket.
15 gets you 20
The hog invasion
The world's most useless accessory
Running The Joke Into The Ground
This is the plot synopsis for Deadpool 2 on IMDB
Are you an idiot?
I have to admit, this man represents me.
Our 1st grader added something to mom’s grocery list. Think she’ll notice?
It really works
Between the crutches and the color scheme, these Oscars presenters looked familiar...
It happens to everyone. Right?
Excuse me! What are you doing in there? Is that your wife? Is that cocaine?
Becky, a whale and sexwebs.
He always liked his jeans
My friend and his cat Nikita on her birthday
She needs our support.
I made homemade cheese sticks.
It looks like you’re pregnant
Had a good laugh browsing through my trail cam photos.
Kid has religious experience after trying pizza for the first time
My local dominos.....
Just trying to enjoy my coffee, and this *** is throwing gang signs at me
When watching the Oscars
Minecraft Letsplay Episode 3 - FINALE
Hope I get hired.
New fast and furious looks great
I don't normally pull stills off my dash cam, but today was a good day
My wife’s grandma likes to buy us snacks whenever she goes to the store so we asked her for some sour cream and onion chips. We were amused by what she came back with.
My life, summed up:
Our 6 year old's prediction for when she's 100.
Wise words from a Purdue University student
If Steve Buscemi was a cat
Do not let him have died in vain
Clever Vietnamese restaurant I stumbled upon in Toronto
Is this meme dead yet?
It's even more fun over the phone.
Tech Support Doggo
lucky it wasn't a pesky emu
pee is stored in the nut
bad life choices
W A R
I don’t think my cab driver noticed his phone was connected to his dashboard
Go dance *** yourself gal
The real Russia
OK, but is it Glute Free?
Canada keeping it simple
A note left on the coaster of a local brew pub.
deal of the year
My in-laws aren’t so excited about their neighbor’s new addition to their front yard. I think it’s pretty rad.
Doggo does a shrinko
Life of luxury
My buddy’s wife brought home the wrong dog from the groomers.
The 80s were tough
Most Memorable Reunion Picture Ever
Four horsemen of the apocalypse
They are drawn from that perspective for a good reason!
Made me giggle a bit
got my gram a new apron for her 90th birthday. this is the moment she realized what was on it
When your phone dies and you start noticing your surroundings
My wife slid this under the bathroom door for me.
That's loco ese
My local barcade likes to make you laugh while you pee.
This dog has the London look
Worst. Advice. Ever.
Now includes subwoofer