Should have called an Uber

So we're just done with phrasing, then.

Looks nice!

why?

Demonetized

RIP Blockbuster

Get the HECK out

Anon's in an interesting high school

When Red Pandas attack!

And this is how you ruin childhoods

When you park like an ***.

boop....

You have to trust your gut

I mean, if you’re offering

Friendly warning!

Finally

AHA! hahahaha

fellas?

trignig

Still better than McDonald's.

I think they're lovely....

Hear ye now, a tale told among goats *bagpipes in the distance*

I mean it’s what it says

owch

Uhh....Rip

What a cute thing to do

how they kill

The four horsemen 16bit edition

They better not lose it

thats a spicy one

Animated doggos

Wife found out I haven't been taking my meds.

Affordable housing for millennials

Happy intergalactic women's day

hello there

I'm not sure that's what they meant...

I'm looking forward to that BDSM

Am I evil?

How did this happen Dinesh?

Should be taken with food and water.

Fake News

oh no

Florist quotes are lit

The kid doesn’t know his ABCs, but at least he’s strong

Sometimes life doesnt go as expected.

The real history.

Meet Ned, he's a bed.

I love house

Perfect boss doesn't exis-

>buzzfeed

Stormy Daniels finally released a dick pic.

Progress on its way

Hug me sister

G̸̩̀a̶̪̋r̷̀ͅf̶͕̾è̵͓ĺ̷͍ď̶̮ ̴̋͜n̶̢͋ỏ̸̫!̶̹̋

I’m a Vegetarian

A dude I know cooks in a busy kitchen and got this mid-rush. RIP Megan...

About time us big gut beer drinkers got preferential parking. Boom!!

Provide an example of a risk..

nani!

Hashtag Relatable.

The bees should stop them

wOw

Pretty Much Sums It Up!

Enjoying the orchestra

Protesting the protesters

My dog pre sneeze

Only in India..

How I work

If your a drinker, then yes.

analysis

heh

It's that time of year for us.

Press F to pay respects

How could this get any better?

thats powerfull

Polish pub knows what's up

Snowmanster.

Yum Yum in my tummy!

Someone busted the biggest myth of all time.

best operational system

It might be shit but it´s oc, please upvote

Upvote if you are watching in 2018

oo boy

Reasonable measures will be taken parents.

too far?

These washing instructions are taking no chances

Fun little baby shower game I saw today.

Little crimes

When i die please clear my search history

The comeback to end all comebacks.

Michio Kaku was not amused

The hand of meow

My 2.5 year old daughter’s nanny said she should use the word “foofoo” instead of “vagina”. My response:

Slowly.

The cat is the alpha in this house.

Found this drawing in an old Binder

Niggas meme niggas meme nigga

I think my brother doesn't fully understand why people do this...

no u

Princess unfortunate