When i die please clear my search history
The comeback to end all comebacks.
Michio Kaku was not amused
The hand of meow
My 2.5 year old daughter’s nanny said she should use the word “foofoo” instead of “vagina”. My response:
The cat is the alpha in this house.
Found this drawing in an old Binder
Niggas meme niggas meme nigga
I think my brother doesn't fully understand why people do this...
Every time I see someone post one of those 'declarations' of privacy on Facebook, all I think of is this...
When you enter the wrong GTA code
It's for science
How my time passes haha
Every typecasted foreigner in Hollywood ever
Made a hideout for my cats
God vs. Satan - Fossils
They've surrounded the exit, tell my wife she was wrong about the chickens...
Greatest fans in hockey history.
TIRED GOOD NIGHT
This cat rocks
Evil Containment Wave!
Wake up people
Haha see you later nerds
That is really dumb
I think a squirrel fell off my roof..
I saw a girl propose to a guy in the bathroom today.
Memes in 2118
That's one way to keep freeloaders away from your wifi
After seeing that Rhode Island may block porn, it reminded me of this Scrubs gem
"I brake suddenly for tailgaters"
My 62 y/o mother dressed as the creature from The Shape of Water for her Oscar party
I miss the Janitor.
Anon is hopeful
Found this comment on a YouTube video
The Simpsons predicting The Shape of Water
We drove around trying to figure out why the hell all the liquor stores were closed in Myrtle Beach at 7:30 when we finally found this gem..
It’s a me, Mari-oh
Good boy Rody
I'm going to Mexico and terrified of sharks. This is the only way I can psych myself out to step foot in the ocean.
Today my coffee was staring at me
I thought as a society we had left this kind of blatant segregation in the past
ancient but still good
The Gift That Keeps On Giving
'Greetings fellow adult'
A random yet welcome gift from my brother. I have a 6 month old...
A man in the pub went to the bathroom and left Arnold Swartzenegger to save his seat.
I think my lizard may have murdered someone
Find you a friend that'll spit water in your face for your wedding photo
Turtles turn up
Asking the good questions
Smash F9 to quick load
UPDATE: Feline continues to seek fully liquid state
Not just the kids
Me : Sit down. The dog : No You sit down. Me : Ok
Roommate is coming home any second now
Water tap at a local brewery. I got a good laugh out of it...
They keep it real in my school's Marching Band.
Modern Day LOTR
Aragorn's play date
if you're young, this might go over your head...
Libraries always surprise me.
does this meme still work?
In honour of Waste of Breath
'judge rules man's car his home'
If you're ever sad just remember...
This ad fit perfectly
My dog decided it'd be fun to play Where's Waldo? last night with my blanket
Mother said, marry a doctor
SECRET BIONICLE TRICK THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO HIDE
Smart warning poster
Well since you put it that way I’ll pass
When you are telling your Grandparents about your job and they have no clue what have you just said, but they are very supportive
Toronto Blue Jays shirt
Finally I found rock bottom.
Some Julius Caesar merch!