Mother said, marry a doctor
SECRET BIONICLE TRICK THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO HIDE
Smart warning poster
Well since you put it that way I’ll pass
When you are telling your Grandparents about your job and they have no clue what have you just said, but they are very supportive
Toronto Blue Jays shirt
FUTUREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Oh noe
Finally I found rock bottom.
Some Julius Caesar merch!
malditos colonizadores
motivational
I like my women like my baked beans...
I got the modeling job! I'm gonna be a model!
I am a sweet baby. Let's have fun together
You may not see it
Was told to focus at work today
Pic of two plump pigeons perched on the ledge but ended up getting a picture of two massive pigeons looking for their car.
Posted at the entrance of my college classroom today
I love you , as long as you don’t treat me like potato.
What a complex universe
When you tell your mom that you didn’t do that thing that she had asked you to do
My dad finally married the love of his life, here they are at their reception.
This vet in my home town always delivers with the jokes
They've always been prepared.
A local alehouse’s sign.
6 signs you're actually a cat
No, Elks lodge. They do
Found my cat quietly plotting how he's going to murder all of my fish.
The award....
This paint shops sign broke just right
Oh right....
It's back
Once You Pop... THAT’S GREAT!
Kevin saw it coming
Dont worry my momma got this
Give me.. sugar....
It still hurts. i will remember 28th of may for the rest of my worthless existence
You are offline
When I am 100, I want to be...
Restroom Signage
I do what I want...
Hey Auntie.
miss me with that gay sh*t
Firm
Or Vista
Indisputable proof that cats are liquid
He said he's disappointed he was picked as student of the month because "its too much responsibility for a 2nd grader"
Del Toro accepting his Oscar
cool dude
meh
woah
Canada's "No Name" brand really gets to the point
Dining Etiquette.
"Now, Ptahotep, repeat after me, 'eye before asp except after feather'."
Twins Spotted
ima go there
Are You Sure We're Going The Right Way?
My girlfriend got this business card from a guy while working at her family’s restaurant
not again
>buzzfeed
It was him...
cancer is evolving
Best. Reaction. Ever.
Evil Patrick meme is getting too real
Nice
Nah, I'm going to burn it on Friday at the gym.
I hear the new Mary Poppins is gonna be action packed
I have some ***ing doubts
Minions are god
Redneck Suspenders
fvck chairs
Another Job Destroyed
Tony Starch
Probably a repost
I'll never be that cool
More like a VIP ticket.
15 gets you 20
The hog invasion
The world's most useless accessory
Cool guy
Running The Joke Into The Ground
This is the plot synopsis for Deadpool 2 on IMDB
Are you an idiot?
I have to admit, this man represents me.
Our 1st grader added something to mom’s grocery list. Think she’ll notice?
It really works
Between the crutches and the color scheme, these Oscars presenters looked familiar...
It happens to everyone. Right?
Excuse me! What are you doing in there? Is that your wife? Is that cocaine?
Musical terror
Becky, a whale and sexwebs.
Ha hey
He always liked his jeans
My friend and his cat Nikita on her birthday
Pretty Relatable
She needs our support.
I made homemade cheese sticks.
It looks like you’re pregnant
Had a good laugh browsing through my trail cam photos.