Dining Etiquette.

"Now, Ptahotep, repeat after me, 'eye before asp except after feather'."

Twins Spotted

ima go there

Are You Sure We're Going The Right Way?

My girlfriend got this business card from a guy while working at her family’s restaurant

not again

>buzzfeed

It was him...

cancer is evolving

Best. Reaction. Ever.

Evil Patrick meme is getting too real

Nice

Nah, I'm going to burn it on Friday at the gym.

I hear the new Mary Poppins is gonna be action packed

I have some ***ing doubts

Minions are god

Redneck Suspenders

fvck chairs

Another Job Destroyed

Tony Starch

Probably a repost

I'll never be that cool

More like a VIP ticket.

15 gets you 20

The hog invasion

The world's most useless accessory

Cool guy

Running The Joke Into The Ground

This is the plot synopsis for Deadpool 2 on IMDB

Are you an idiot?

I have to admit, this man represents me.

Our 1st grader added something to mom’s grocery list. Think she’ll notice?

It really works

Between the crutches and the color scheme, these Oscars presenters looked familiar...

It happens to everyone. Right?

Excuse me! What are you doing in there? Is that your wife? Is that cocaine?

Musical terror

Becky, a whale and sexwebs.

Ha hey

He always liked his jeans

My friend and his cat Nikita on her birthday

Pretty Relatable

She needs our support.

I made homemade cheese sticks.

It looks like you’re pregnant

Had a good laugh browsing through my trail cam photos.

Kid has religious experience after trying pizza for the first time

My local dominos.....

Just trying to enjoy my coffee, and this *** is throwing gang signs at me

When watching the Oscars

Minecraft Letsplay Episode 3 - FINALE

Hope I get hired.

He’s real

New fast and furious looks great

I don't normally pull stills off my dash cam, but today was a good day

My wife’s grandma likes to buy us snacks whenever she goes to the store so we asked her for some sour cream and onion chips. We were amused by what she came back with.

My life, summed up:

Our 6 year old's prediction for when she's 100.

Wise words from a Purdue University student

If Steve Buscemi was a cat

Do not let him have died in vain

Clever Vietnamese restaurant I stumbled upon in Toronto

Surpassed

Is this meme dead yet?

It's even more fun over the phone.

Meta

Tech Support Doggo

*yote

lucky it wasn't a pesky emu

pee is stored in the nut

bad life choices

Shhhpiders

W A R

I don’t think my cab driver noticed his phone was connected to his dashboard

Go dance *** yourself gal

The real Russia

OK, but is it Glute Free?

Canada keeping it simple

Damn simpsons

A note left on the coaster of a local brew pub.

dont look

deal of the year

My in-laws aren’t so excited about their neighbor’s new addition to their front yard. I think it’s pretty rad.

Doggo does a shrinko

Life of luxury

Happenstance

wtf

My buddy’s wife brought home the wrong dog from the groomers.

The 80s were tough

Most Memorable Reunion Picture Ever

Action photography

DO IT!

Four horsemen of the apocalypse

They are drawn from that perspective for a good reason!

Made me giggle a bit

got my gram a new apron for her 90th birthday. this is the moment she realized what was on it

When your phone dies and you start noticing your surroundings

Rounded

My wife slid this under the bathroom door for me.