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He needs a good friend.
At the bookstore
There is no escape.
There’s always a bigger fish..
An album i'd listen to
A TRUE WARRIOR NEEDS TO BE READY WHEN ARGUING ON THE INTERNET
It's a sign
If Dr. Seuss taught Math
Daughter yelled at me to make her a “surprise snack”
Having a mother of a day
Definitely not. I hate needles.
Combining the faces of all the actors who portrayed a certain iconic movie character
Someone finally made a mannequin that shows what real men look like.
Nayyar's new movie makes me want to buy White Castle.
I don't see what that has to do with my data
Winter isn't bad for everyone I suppose.
This Dog Saw his Chance and he Took it.
Bro pull out
At least now she’s on time
I get you, fam. I get you.
This will not be forgotten.
when you pray for the furry's to go away but it is to slow
Walked in on the SO sleeping. I’m not sure she’s human.
Ali G interviews David Beckham and Posh Spice
Bought my 7 year old daughter a bracelet making kit. Found this on the table the next day.
Nice guys don't quit.
For all your cold and flu needs
Your mom's work truck
Who pops it first?
Just a Burger Kind ad on top of a McDonald's restaurant
Grandma is watching you
And it shall ruleth even upon the doom of mankind
Family game night. Can you guess the winner?
O say can you see...
Just a reminder that this photo still exists.
Why /fit/ is lonely
Best wedding Save the Date ever
This was the guy who took my order at A Taco John’s.
Connection with nature 327%
Someone really likes shark week
Doggo made a mistake
i think yes
Thats a wrap folks
It's not a highway it's...
Indisputable Proof That Cats Are Actually Liquid
I suspect he may be inbred
BREAKING NEWS! Picture surfaces of Michaelangelo from the late 1980’s. No statement of any kind has been issued yet.
When roommates disagree
Proper use of this meme
It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
Peter likes old people...
I got something to show ya
Im at a loss for words about the new smash bros announcement
Posting it at this time will surely get me to Front
This is cat for, "there's no food in the bowl."
The intern struggle...
The consequences of global warming
Just keep drinking, just keep drinking
When life’s got you down but your dealer just came through.
Someone kill baron.
The newest Bishop at the Vatican
it's 2018 allowed
are memers even human
One picture has never encapsulated my life as a parent more.
Hi, doggy, I'm a social butterfly
A betrayal at The Happiest Place on Earth
You've never had a friend like him
My boss’s coffee mug
The bane of all fps
My mom sent me a text saying, "So..this is my living room." One of her dogs got ahold of one of her new pillows. These are just the cats rolling around like ***s.
No sex in years
Be carful what you post on Facebook these days.
Why I Can't Be a Math Teacher
My autistic niece had a different way of answering this question...
He gets bored on fridays
>drunk hot hitchhiker