Stop, drop, and roll

I’ve been trying to figure out what our newly adopted doggo looks like... and then it hit me

Sarcasm gets you nowhere

That’s a good looking hat

That time of the year again

He needs a good friend.

At the bookstore

There is no escape.

There’s always a bigger fish..

An album i'd listen to

A TRUE WARRIOR NEEDS TO BE READY WHEN ARGUING ON THE INTERNET

If Dr. Seuss taught Math

owch

Daughter yelled at me to make her a “surprise snack”

Having a mother of a day

Definitely not. I hate needles.

Combining the faces of all the actors who portrayed a certain iconic movie character

So annoying.

Someone finally made a mannequin that shows what real men look like.

Nayyar's new movie makes me want to buy White Castle.

Sowwy

I don't see what that has to do with my data

Winter isn't bad for everyone I suppose.

This Dog Saw his Chance and he Took it.

feels

Bro pull out

At least now she’s on time

I get you, fam. I get you.

Spider feels

This will not be forgotten.

when you pray for the furry's to go away but it is to slow

Walked in on the SO sleeping. I’m not sure she’s human.

Ali G interviews David Beckham and Posh Spice

Bought my 7 year old daughter a bracelet making kit. Found this on the table the next day.

Nice guys don't quit.

For all your cold and flu needs

Your mom's work truck

10/10 answer

Brown ***!

Who pops it first?

Phishing

Just a Burger Kind ad on top of a McDonald's restaurant

Grandma is watching you

And it shall ruleth even upon the doom of mankind

Family game night. Can you guess the winner?

Riiiiiight ;)

Management...

O say can you see...

Just a reminder that this photo still exists.

Why /fit/ is lonely

Best wedding Save the Date ever

This was the guy who took my order at A Taco John’s.

damn

Connection with nature 327%

Someone really likes shark week

Doggo made a mistake

i think yes

Villainy

Thats a wrap folks

It's not a highway it's...

Indisputable Proof That Cats Are Actually Liquid

I suspect he may be inbred

BREAKING NEWS! Picture surfaces of Michaelangelo from the late 1980’s. No statement of any kind has been issued yet.

When roommates disagree

Gottem

Proper use of this meme

Please do

Skepticism...

It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.

Peter likes old people...

I got something to show ya

Im at a loss for words about the new smash bros announcement

Posting it at this time will surely get me to Front

This is cat for, "there's no food in the bowl."

The intern struggle...

The consequences of global warming

Just keep drinking, just keep drinking

When life’s got you down but your dealer just came through.

Someone kill baron.

woah...

The newest Bishop at the Vatican

Nambo Joambo

it's 2018 allowed

are memers even human

One picture has never encapsulated my life as a parent more.

Hi, doggy, I'm a social butterfly

A betrayal at The Happiest Place on Earth

You've never had a friend like him

My boss’s coffee mug

The bane of all fps

Hurts man.

Always better!

My mom sent me a text saying, "So..this is my living room." One of her dogs got ahold of one of her new pillows. These are just the cats rolling around like ***s.

No sex in years

Who knew?...

Be carful what you post on Facebook these days.

Why I Can't Be a Math Teacher

My autistic niece had a different way of answering this question...

thinking emoji

Lets conquer!