Never swiped right so hard in my life

Bird Spotted Downtown!

The naked truth about this sexy real hero

When the crickets deploy at 0700.

Out and Confused

That's gotta be a bit embarrassing.

Not the usual hybrid decal, I think

heck

Just the right medicine

SIKE, oh wait

What kind of taco are we talking about here?

gottem

Well, well, well...

Party harder

Beta player

Memes are dying too fast

HURRRRRRRDLE

If I was kidnapped....

hmmm

And that is how I met your mother

I was watching Superbad when I came across this gem in the credits

The doctor will see you meow

I don't know... I guess I expected their doors to have a bit more... slide to them.

The agent is clearly not ur mum in this scenario

Heya cutie

Good boy.

So sad

No one can resist this song

My boyfriend has dandruff.

My uncle is convinced Mountain Dew made him live to be 100. Here he is at his 100th birthday party like a badass.

When you put it like that...

Tough Choice

NotLikeThis

Teaching kids to push their Ford trucks early!

Sign by my old school

Why would they do this?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I only smoke bowl-gnese.

Solid instructions

MRW seeing that the cancer has spread from Fresh to Rising

Slavic thoughts

Katie is a savage.

The ball is in your court Hollywood...

when actors have a similar face

Cease your mother's fa ggotry

Being a die hard fan of DC comics, I laughed at this quite a lot :) Saw this on The New Yorker

Profile Pics vs. Tagged Photos

Anon solves a true mystery

Top Tier Anime

Behold the shark-bunny

Is this same everywhere?

The Feared Newfoundland Virus

identity crisis

Death has a soft spot

'Spirited Away' costume too spooky for other kindergartners

Mad piece of art. Genius

Not the time you’re looking for

I don't know who's kid drew this, but they're my new hero

Extra honey

Borking Intensifies

This local lawyer makes a valid point

Windows Update

We all Bork down here.

Went to use the bathroom, but I was wearing my normal clothes...

Ahead of it’s time!

:NicoSmug:

Might work

Happy Mother’s Day to my wife

Kachow

Impossible no one can defeat 'ur mom gay'

Yeah he's going to hell.

There’s a new bike gang in town

Steam

E V O L U T I O N

Beautiful

This is the birthday card my mom sent me this year.

the car

If Stranger Things would be Russian

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An ER nurse and her coworkers decided gummy bears needed to be renamed...

Michael J. Fox's autographed headshot at my favorite local restaurant

So this is the power of ultra instinct

Makes sense

Johnny Bravo knows

They're all ugly.

Comic Sans

haha yes

How did this happen

I knew I should have learned karate!

This Carl's Jr. rated itself 1 out of 4 stars.

This guy isn't letting his disability stop him from cosplaying.

Patient toilet

God damnit, I still can't find the right restaurant.

owch

bamboozled

Open bar, proceed with caution.

At least... That's how I do it...

Me out in public vs me at home.

Opened the cupboard and the spaghetti just fell out like that. I think I created a piece of art.

My uncle attempting to hide a keg from the cops