This is the birthday card my mom sent me this year.

the car

If Stranger Things would be Russian

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An ER nurse and her coworkers decided gummy bears needed to be renamed...

Michael J. Fox's autographed headshot at my favorite local restaurant

So this is the power of ultra instinct

Makes sense

Johnny Bravo knows

They're all ugly.

Comic Sans

haha yes

How did this happen

I knew I should have learned karate!

This Carl's Jr. rated itself 1 out of 4 stars.

This guy isn't letting his disability stop him from cosplaying.

Patient toilet

God damnit, I still can't find the right restaurant.

owch

bamboozled

Open bar, proceed with caution.

At least... That's how I do it...

Me out in public vs me at home.

Opened the cupboard and the spaghetti just fell out like that. I think I created a piece of art.

My uncle attempting to hide a keg from the cops

Nacho Libre cosplay

The Holy Trinity.

That’s enough internet for the day

Men of culture

"Yo man. Check out dat ass." "I can't." "Here, lemme help you."

I'd be more concerned if they didn't.

Identical

This cat constantly looks like she won silver medal in gymnastics

I just arrived in the Netherlands and I can only just see the top of my head in the mirror

The coffee machine at my work broke, someone decided to let management know it's time for an upgrade.

To all animal lovers out there!

Stop, drop, and roll

I’ve been trying to figure out what our newly adopted doggo looks like... and then it hit me

Sarcasm gets you nowhere

That’s a good looking hat

That time of the year again

He needs a good friend.

At the bookstore

There is no escape.

There’s always a bigger fish..

An album i'd listen to

A TRUE WARRIOR NEEDS TO BE READY WHEN ARGUING ON THE INTERNET

If Dr. Seuss taught Math

owch

Daughter yelled at me to make her a “surprise snack”

Having a mother of a day

Definitely not. I hate needles.

Combining the faces of all the actors who portrayed a certain iconic movie character

So annoying.

Someone finally made a mannequin that shows what real men look like.

Nayyar's new movie makes me want to buy White Castle.

Sowwy

I don't see what that has to do with my data

Winter isn't bad for everyone I suppose.

This Dog Saw his Chance and he Took it.

feels

Bro pull out

At least now she’s on time

I get you, fam. I get you.

Spider feels

This will not be forgotten.

when you pray for the furry's to go away but it is to slow

Walked in on the SO sleeping. I’m not sure she’s human.

Ali G interviews David Beckham and Posh Spice

Bought my 7 year old daughter a bracelet making kit. Found this on the table the next day.

Nice guys don't quit.

For all your cold and flu needs

Your mom's work truck

10/10 answer

Brown ***!

Who pops it first?

Phishing

Just a Burger Kind ad on top of a McDonald's restaurant

Grandma is watching you

And it shall ruleth even upon the doom of mankind

Family game night. Can you guess the winner?

Riiiiiight ;)

Management...

O say can you see...

Just a reminder that this photo still exists.

Why /fit/ is lonely

Best wedding Save the Date ever

This was the guy who took my order at A Taco John’s.

damn

Connection with nature 327%

Someone really likes shark week

Doggo made a mistake

i think yes

Villainy

Thats a wrap folks

It's not a highway it's...

Indisputable Proof That Cats Are Actually Liquid

I suspect he may be inbred

BREAKING NEWS! Picture surfaces of Michaelangelo from the late 1980’s. No statement of any kind has been issued yet.

When roommates disagree