Uber is here!

In case you missed it last night, here is Paris Hilton squeezing her dog

Grand Prize Winner!

TIL if you open WTForcast without an internet connection you teleport to Hell

Jesus! Phrasing, Joel!

Watched "Dogma" for the first time in a while. God I love this movie! George Carlin was the best!

The perfect plan

I think I'd just quit

Yeah yeah yeah

She says she trusts you now, but...

1 in 5 people suffer from Dyslexia.

These guys just logged on.

I like my scotch on the rocks.

The google doodle today is about a chemist but it looks like it’s about the man who discovered the dildo.

First world problems in Iceland

I looked up St. Elmo's Fire in google images and was not disappointed.

Health and safety gone mad

A comic about art

Anyone else waiting for the baby to enter the room?

Loved my first trip to Japan

Saw this while driving in Arizona.

Mothers day conversation with my son. "did you just write my card outside in your car?" "no mom, Ofc not!"...

Malaysia airport bathroom rules

look out

-,-

Not like this...

Now what?

Its in the title

when you see a 2009 meme raid

Recorder lessons

Someone put this on my door for my birthday. First time I’ve ever come across this gem!

How Not To Write Instructions

Life hacks !!

Civ V meme

Old school tech

We all know an exaggerator

so conscientious

Find yourself someone who looks at you like this dog looks at pizza.

Anon watches a movie with some friends

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Me when my friend is about to do something foolish again..

shenotmale

Knock-knock jokes can get pretty dark sometimes

Best moment from this show

Cast

m'lady

New memes for your dreams

Smart sign...

Using the bathroom at work.

Innocently placed on the side of a building in downtown Tokyo.

Homie, you ridin straight to hell !

Never swiped right so hard in my life

Bird Spotted Downtown!

The naked truth about this sexy real hero

When the crickets deploy at 0700.

Out and Confused

That's gotta be a bit embarrassing.

Not the usual hybrid decal, I think

heck

Just the right medicine

SIKE, oh wait

What kind of taco are we talking about here?

gottem

Well, well, well...

Party harder

Beta player

Memes are dying too fast

HURRRRRRRDLE

If I was kidnapped....

hmmm

And that is how I met your mother

I was watching Superbad when I came across this gem in the credits

The doctor will see you meow

I don't know... I guess I expected their doors to have a bit more... slide to them.

The agent is clearly not ur mum in this scenario

Heya cutie

Good boy.

So sad

No one can resist this song

My boyfriend has dandruff.

My uncle is convinced Mountain Dew made him live to be 100. Here he is at his 100th birthday party like a badass.

When you put it like that...

Tough Choice

NotLikeThis

Teaching kids to push their Ford trucks early!

Sign by my old school

Why would they do this?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I only smoke bowl-gnese.

Solid instructions

MRW seeing that the cancer has spread from Fresh to Rising

Slavic thoughts

Katie is a savage.

The ball is in your court Hollywood...

when actors have a similar face

Cease your mother's fa ggotry

Being a die hard fan of DC comics, I laughed at this quite a lot :) Saw this on The New Yorker

Profile Pics vs. Tagged Photos

Anon solves a true mystery

Top Tier Anime