Forget being called "daddy", I want my girl to call me...

My friend just sent me this pic from the cinema

Jeff deserves a raise

Internet neckbeards be like:

Yugiboi

How to live indefinitely.

The time Stephen met Jim Carrey RIP Stephen Hawking

Get a dog for safety they said.

you cant steam steel beams

Never go to class.

Come in

Nooooo.......

When your parents try to be encouraging but they’ve seen your grades

Understanding the Gru meme

Measuring cough syrup when you're sick

She's mad because the bathtub is full of water, so she can't play in it

Who knew evil was so cheap?

My SO always denies taking up space on the bed. So I took and edited a picture to prove it. This is for men everywhere

First picture emerge from the set of "Batman Begins" remake

So our Spirit flight got delayed due some malfunction. Then I saw some guy duct taping our engine to a wing. WTF?

Goodbye High School!

Well, I’m not going to sleep on this flight.

“Oh dear lord”

these beds appear to have swapped trucks

Welcome to Boston!!!

lizard love matters

Saw this on my way to the supermarket

Saw this car parked today it made my day

nice tattoo save

Netflix got it right! You go Ron!

The only part of France that never surrendered

“Bee Syrup”

Great for long days at the office

look at all that damaged koda

What aisle are bolt cutters on?

kangz

Yes.

What to remember if you’re feeling suicidal

RWAWHARGATRBLH

Anon gets trapped

This Amazon review of Liquid Ass

Get your lube

know

Chainsmokers in a nutshell

My local Dunkin Donuts has chosen me to serve the Dark Lord.

Yeah, I believe it

Benedict Cumbercat

Never seen Tony pissed Off before

:thinking:

You came in that thing?

Lisa Simpson, the original Tumblrina

Full Auto

This poor doge

Cool guy

The creation of the spiders

( :<

A modern Rembrandt.

ok enough of this for today

top ten anime battles

Someone tried to reenact the Italian Job in my town last night

4k TV owners, Beware.

Now This Is Pod-Racing

Time to light up a fire

When you accidentally click Internet Explorer instead of Chrome

A friend left her dog at home and came back to this. Oreo apparently found a bag of charcoal and played with it.

Whatchu lookin at bruh

Wanna boost your funeral?

Super Smash!

Tinder in Thailand

When the going gets tough, just remember

Making Bacon

im risking no Mature tag on this

Meanwhile in Florida, alligators has learned how to make signs.

No one seen it coming

Never trust an elf!

I don’t know how qualified this sign is to tell me about parenting

I feel.........

God gave me depression

The W Word

Went to visit my son in college. This is his porch furniture!

Fruit Stripe Gum

GIMP BOY!!!

Sorry Jax...

Yall don' een know

Some clever Jeep rollover humor.

Uber is here!

In case you missed it last night, here is Paris Hilton squeezing her dog

Grand Prize Winner!

TIL if you open WTForcast without an internet connection you teleport to Hell

Jesus! Phrasing, Joel!

Watched "Dogma" for the first time in a while. God I love this movie! George Carlin was the best!

The perfect plan

I think I'd just quit

Yeah yeah yeah

She says she trusts you now, but...

1 in 5 people suffer from Dyslexia.

These guys just logged on.

I like my scotch on the rocks.

The google doodle today is about a chemist but it looks like it’s about the man who discovered the dildo.

First world problems in Iceland