my will to live is lost

I knew my wife made some hard boiled eggs yesterday, opened the fridge this morning to this..

DANGER

The closest target is a 12 minute drive away.

Happy travels, good sir

A "no u" to surpass metal gear

"Isn't it great having a two-car garage, hon?" "Sure, babe. Fantastic."

Splat

What is heavier?

Your brother a mother

He had good humor and attitude regarding his disability and I was reminded of this.

Always a tragedy when a great mind is lost

*nukes korea*

Lemme see that Jopost

A bar in D.C. made a map out of the fake ID's they've confiscated during the summer. Savage

Always remember the last words of Stephen Hawking

RIP Stephen Hawking

Seems like an apt time for a science joke

ggwp

Spring

I sure will...

Honorable sacrifice

Sad Al _:

Keepin' it classy, bros.

It will change you.

Stephen Hawking, Also A Genius Of Comedic Takedowns

Frog family is watching you!

trapped in a snow globe with a blizzard of emotions

Snow & Daenerys together. While we are waiting for the new season of GOT

To the shadow realm with you!

Best Lego ever. RIP Steve.

Another day in Europe

Forget being called "daddy", I want my girl to call me...

My friend just sent me this pic from the cinema

Jeff deserves a raise

Internet neckbeards be like:

Yugiboi

How to live indefinitely.

The time Stephen met Jim Carrey RIP Stephen Hawking

Get a dog for safety they said.

you cant steam steel beams

Never go to class.

Come in

Nooooo.......

When your parents try to be encouraging but they’ve seen your grades

Understanding the Gru meme

Measuring cough syrup when you're sick

She's mad because the bathtub is full of water, so she can't play in it

Who knew evil was so cheap?

My SO always denies taking up space on the bed. So I took and edited a picture to prove it. This is for men everywhere

First picture emerge from the set of "Batman Begins" remake

So our Spirit flight got delayed due some malfunction. Then I saw some guy duct taping our engine to a wing. WTF?

Goodbye High School!

Well, I’m not going to sleep on this flight.

“Oh dear lord”

these beds appear to have swapped trucks

Welcome to Boston!!!

lizard love matters

Saw this on my way to the supermarket

Saw this car parked today it made my day

nice tattoo save

Netflix got it right! You go Ron!

The only part of France that never surrendered

“Bee Syrup”

Great for long days at the office

look at all that damaged koda

What aisle are bolt cutters on?

kangz

Yes.

What to remember if you’re feeling suicidal

RWAWHARGATRBLH

Anon gets trapped

This Amazon review of Liquid Ass

Get your lube

know

Chainsmokers in a nutshell

My local Dunkin Donuts has chosen me to serve the Dark Lord.

Yeah, I believe it

Benedict Cumbercat

Never seen Tony pissed Off before

:thinking:

You came in that thing?

Lisa Simpson, the original Tumblrina

Full Auto

This poor doge

Cool guy

The creation of the spiders

( :<

A modern Rembrandt.

ok enough of this for today

top ten anime battles

Someone tried to reenact the Italian Job in my town last night

4k TV owners, Beware.

Now This Is Pod-Racing

Time to light up a fire

When you accidentally click Internet Explorer instead of Chrome

A friend left her dog at home and came back to this. Oreo apparently found a bag of charcoal and played with it.

Whatchu lookin at bruh

Wanna boost your funeral?

Super Smash!