Why I am not on social media anymore

miss me with this weeb shit

"So, what kind of memes do you like?" Me:

Mitch Hedberg, by me.

dear god

Anon get motivated.

A guide to regional pizzas

Bystander gets demolished

R.O.B. has been working out

Well that's no fun.

Comic strip, by me.

Black Science Man is a Linux Fanboy

The place where miscellaneous shit goes to die!

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

Toddler made me breakfast

Leaking baby video of Katman

Sometimes I think I feel like I should kill myself, maybe take some others with me... Wait no!!

I made a Wood Logo in my woodshop class, what do you guys think? Its not done yet.

Matt Foley Lives

Why don't they GET it?

Ironic

extendo

Rare look at Snapchat UI developer team

This passive aggressive car sticker...

The government is lying to us.

The truth hurts

Man Hit By Train.

Ok, the truth: What's your secret identity?

RadioShack Ohio’s Facebook Page Posted This

Be nice toTerry.

windows 14

In cold weather always check under the hood for animals that like the warmth, like cats and, um, chickens.

Just like computers

Fair play.

Nice shirt.

Traveling is always fun

"Shit... should have left the weed in the car..."

Hmmmmmm?

Dude c'mon Kris...

What guys see when girls do yoga

Valley boyz

Looking up to your parents

About right...

I had no idea how rough women have it.

But why? It fits

Fortnite < PUBG

Out with the Gru in with the new

c o n f u s e

I never knew

I might need some steroids

How to keep the cats downstairs

RIP

Steven Adams

not a bad idea

51 likes plz

Authentic Australian cuisine

play again?

I can't let go

Image that may be real.

Met one of those guys from the math problems tonight.

Say...isn't he that actor?

According the the Man Code, he must continue to try for at least 20 minutes before admitting his error.

No need to sign

Simpsons predicted it again!

Is that a 'JoJo' reference ? !

To NY!

Irish problems

Mom's knows everything

By far my favorite win

You had one Job ...

Arizona iced tea has its own clothing line.

I think this fortune cookie is telling me I’m dumb

Got anything to add?

Found this sign in Iowa. Even the deer hate living here.

So, a deer walks into a shop and then...

Elon Musk, ladies and gentlemen

"Domestication, no breeding, don't give a bork cause they cut off my weenie!!"

What if you've got someone like her

Pikachu at Walgreens

How to ensure your house burns down

Shit just got real.

I Turn My Weird Thoughts Into Short Black And White Comics

Guess this belongs here

My 7 year old tried pulling a fast one at school today.

This kids got a bright future.

Feedback Loop

He's not dead yet folks!

It's beautiful...

This sticker on the back of this school bus I saw today.

Leaving the shelter with our new family member. Super happy family selfie.

Fair.

Kinda messed up

Fool's chocolate.

This kid's shadow looks like Mr. Krabs.

At first glance I thought this guy was wearing the horse ...

The WiFi password at the Museum of Broken Relationships in Zagreb, Croatia.

Criminal dropped phone running from police. They took a selfie and told him it can be picked up at the county jail

+10 armor +20 frost resistance -10 speed

Seymour

I Wanna See this