How to ensure your house burns down

Shit just got real.

I Turn My Weird Thoughts Into Short Black And White Comics

Guess this belongs here

My 7 year old tried pulling a fast one at school today.

This kids got a bright future.

Feedback Loop

He's not dead yet folks!

It's beautiful...

This sticker on the back of this school bus I saw today.

Leaving the shelter with our new family member. Super happy family selfie.

Fair.

Kinda messed up

Fool's chocolate.

This kid's shadow looks like Mr. Krabs.

At first glance I thought this guy was wearing the horse ...

The WiFi password at the Museum of Broken Relationships in Zagreb, Croatia.

Criminal dropped phone running from police. They took a selfie and told him it can be picked up at the county jail

+10 armor +20 frost resistance -10 speed

Seymour

I Wanna See this

take me

God I love prequel memes

Especially if the font you use is comic sans

Wheeze

Every time tho

Suckin dicc mid fucc

Incest is wincest (Somebody stop me)

Poor Donald

Plastic fantastic

Sign language in Italian

Alaska: The place where you can't get off the plane because there is a polar bear between you and the terminal.

How to make friends - 8 out of 10 cats

So you are dump!?

And then they ask me why I supported weebs during Memecember

I swear, this is the last i milk this meme

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Technological advancement

Favourite lifehack

WORK SMART NOT HARD

flat earth ..lol

So my friend got his dog a new ball...

I don't remember this from the anime

Maybe the day after tomorrow

What is drugs?

This is how you quit your shitty third shift gas station job

Women's websites have found a new way to block men

When you're too dangerous to be kept alive

quick maths

My gf is also keeping her calligraphy classes super classy indeed.

how do you do, fellow ants?

Best one ever?

Stephen Hawking's passing is a huge loss to the science community

do you?

No feet on the desk en gum is right out.

He just evolved

Scary Stuff

Top Tier Game

album-cover-meme time

My husband is technologically challenged.

Prequel meme, best meme?

Hmmm?

My what long ear tufts you have

Recognizing a true patriot.

TIL Wilt Chamberlain was the real Fresh Prince

Age is merely a number

I did not hit her! It's bullshit! I did nooooot! Oh...

I prefer mine boneless

I found this at the thrift shop. This shirt is a child’s medium.

Cool guy

He was hungry...

My niece looks like she wants 4 fried chickens and a Coke

riperoni in black holerini

My dog’s 9th birthday was Lit

Remember playing you on the PS1 ;(

He's sleeping with the humans.

Oh....

found mem

I miss him.

Couple goals tbh

Lets help him lads!

So this happened last week in Spain..

Anyone remember the "Ten million million million million million million particles in the universe you can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd."

Shipment stolen

Pass into the iris

My preschooler was the only kid in his class to get sent home with 3 sets of proofs on picture day

Funniest Bumper Sticker I've Ever Seen

Midnight Train..

Lift others up!

When every post on the front page is about Stephen Hawking’s death

Best way to solve marital problems.

Ain't that the truth!

Anon is gay

A different take

my will to live is lost

I knew my wife made some hard boiled eggs yesterday, opened the fridge this morning to this..

DANGER

The closest target is a 12 minute drive away.

Happy travels, good sir

A "no u" to surpass metal gear