This is how you quit your shitty third shift gas station job

Women's websites have found a new way to block men

When you're too dangerous to be kept alive

quick maths

My gf is also keeping her calligraphy classes super classy indeed.

how do you do, fellow ants?

Best one ever?

Stephen Hawking's passing is a huge loss to the science community

do you?

No feet on the desk en gum is right out.

He just evolved

Scary Stuff

Top Tier Game

album-cover-meme time

My husband is technologically challenged.

Prequel meme, best meme?

Hmmm?

My what long ear tufts you have

Recognizing a true patriot.

TIL Wilt Chamberlain was the real Fresh Prince

Age is merely a number

I did not hit her! It's bullshit! I did nooooot! Oh...

I prefer mine boneless

I found this at the thrift shop. This shirt is a child’s medium.

Cool guy

He was hungry...

My niece looks like she wants 4 fried chickens and a Coke

riperoni in black holerini

My dog’s 9th birthday was Lit

Remember playing you on the PS1 ;(

He's sleeping with the humans.

Oh....

found mem

I miss him.

Couple goals tbh

Lets help him lads!

So this happened last week in Spain..

Anyone remember the "Ten million million million million million million particles in the universe you can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd."

Shipment stolen

Pass into the iris

My preschooler was the only kid in his class to get sent home with 3 sets of proofs on picture day

Funniest Bumper Sticker I've Ever Seen

Midnight Train..

Lift others up!

When every post on the front page is about Stephen Hawking’s death

Best way to solve marital problems.

Ain't that the truth!

Anon is gay

A different take

my will to live is lost

I knew my wife made some hard boiled eggs yesterday, opened the fridge this morning to this..

DANGER

The closest target is a 12 minute drive away.

Happy travels, good sir

A "no u" to surpass metal gear

"Isn't it great having a two-car garage, hon?" "Sure, babe. Fantastic."

Splat

What is heavier?

Your brother a mother

He had good humor and attitude regarding his disability and I was reminded of this.

Always a tragedy when a great mind is lost

*nukes korea*

Lemme see that Jopost

A bar in D.C. made a map out of the fake ID's they've confiscated during the summer. Savage

Always remember the last words of Stephen Hawking

RIP Stephen Hawking

Seems like an apt time for a science joke

ggwp

Spring

I sure will...

Honorable sacrifice

Sad Al _:

Keepin' it classy, bros.

It will change you.

Stephen Hawking, Also A Genius Of Comedic Takedowns

Frog family is watching you!

trapped in a snow globe with a blizzard of emotions

Snow & Daenerys together. While we are waiting for the new season of GOT

To the shadow realm with you!

Best Lego ever. RIP Steve.

Another day in Europe

Forget being called "daddy", I want my girl to call me...

My friend just sent me this pic from the cinema

Jeff deserves a raise

Internet neckbeards be like:

Yugiboi

How to live indefinitely.

The time Stephen met Jim Carrey RIP Stephen Hawking

Get a dog for safety they said.

you cant steam steel beams

Never go to class.

Come in

Nooooo.......

When your parents try to be encouraging but they’ve seen your grades

Understanding the Gru meme

Measuring cough syrup when you're sick

She's mad because the bathtub is full of water, so she can't play in it

Who knew evil was so cheap?

My SO always denies taking up space on the bed. So I took and edited a picture to prove it. This is for men everywhere

First picture emerge from the set of "Batman Begins" remake