Most people keep a bat under their bed in case of intruders. Not my best friend

w0w

Baggies

B*tch you better not have

I work at a Mexican restaurant in Virginia. Had to do a double take when I saw this sign and didn’t read the top part first.

Damn Nature, You Scary!

Spiderman's logic

Actual footage of me walking in a church

LMAO why they do him like this

Best email I've ever received from an Amazon seller

They must’ve known I was coming

Never the truth

Relatable

Streets in the Northeast US, now that the snow is melted...

When you are the only one who remembers what happened last night

The absolute agony!!

Thanks, McDonald's...

I did not hit her

I’ll comfort you, honey...

Solid advice from dog daddy

Where is the church? Stop those murders

Advice from 2Chainz

Exact difference b/w Dogs and Cats

Mothers Against Drunk Dinosaurs

Jennifer Lawrence meets Emma Watson at a fashion show

Mother in law thought the feds were spying on her...i left some old rc parts last time i was there after i heard.

My favourite episode

Geddit

Dad reads a note from the Principal while son looks worryingly.

What you staring at?

Truly challenging

What would you say?

Dark

"God let me dunk of these hood rats so I may show them your light"

The look on Weird Al's face says it all.

A librarian with humor...

Lady at the store tried to ID me for buying liquor this morning.

#Hahaha

heh

Get at it boys, you know where I'll be

Found these chocolate bars in a candy store in LA

LMAO so true

Just your everyday Palm tree.

Smoke a Fag

Vengeance rising

When you're trying to find a good post after sorting by new

And that's the last time we saw it.

The BIGGEST drug bust of the year!

When the drugs kick in and you have to concentrate on not looking like a boiler

oh.

Secret weapon. Emergency use only!!

Proper savage lad...

Made some OC

Ohh That is why my car was making a hissing sound

Good old Zuc

Therapy.

Lesbians can post cheesy baby announcements too

“Anyway, here’s wonderwall”

When autocorrect hits you with that “holy shot”

“I’m big boned.”

Life of the Party

like a baby

I wouldn’t complain if this were a thing

My school also has an interesting sign..

I always relate

Didn’t know that my 4’9.5” wife could look even smaller but there she is.

sad

All clear!

*taps forehead*

Was out sailing and found Seal Team 6

We should never have let the French make our new passports

Relatable

Well yeah

oil

Special needs teachers put this up today.

Poor design decisions

Breakfast at Kim's

wait he's not?

Ah board game memes, sure.

Oh yeeeaaa mr crabs

Checklist for injury free life

Twitter Canyon?

This is why I kill spiders.

Slippery signage...

Where your bad behavior suddenly becomes acceptable.

Growing up with siblings...

He tried to catch the toy with his paws

Parents: "When you will finally have you own child". Me:...

This is unsettling...

Jesus' Ascension into Heaven (Luke 24:50-53)

much like hugelol

Saw this during my german class

y tho?

Well, he did what he was told.

Bill’s Tinder Profile

Jack isn't very happy.

After the Battle at Hogwarts, the Dementors turned to modeling.

Highly Illogical

I don’t expect this sorta of Racism when i’m shopping.

Who doesn't love daniel<3