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That awkward moment, when the heart shaped cutting board you were making, is not turning out as planned.
You've heard of Peter Cottontail, now let me introduce you to Henry Hammerdick
My office held an Easter Egg decorating contest. I'm not artistically inclined...
Walking around Yangshuo, China, was a bit surprised to see the name for this brand of sunglasses...
Get your nanny's out, 4k hdr.
A little too comfortable if you ask me
The only validation you’ll ever need
Finally achieved world peas
The real reason evolution started...
He did it
When I upvote a post from -1 to 0
What is this "sex" he is speaking of?
Beer is your friend!
just invite me :3
I love photoshopped children's books
You will read anything when taking a shit.
h u m a n i t y
The future we all wanted imagined as kids
Someone wasn’t paying attention in foreign language class...
Went to a Russian version of Disney World. Exceeded expectations.
Dude pulled pulled a printer out of his backpack so he didn’t have to pay to use the university’s print station
Mind twisting thought !
Metal heads will understand
His timing was impeccable
This Uber driver...
You mean it WASN’T South Africa?
When Facebook says it protects our privacy
Oh my god my mouth touched it!
Everything in my life is worthless
Hell would be an interesting place...
The future is now old man
Austria Appreciation Day
So my daughter bought a leash for her chicken and took it for a walk in the park. Someone took notice and tweeted it to this billboard
Bed Comfort Level
My wife decided to share her nips with the internet
Good thing I love pizza
Airplanes: an altered manual
"Damn she must love chocolate"
Seen in a clients washroom today
X’s and O’s
Buffering Gordon Ramsay looks like Willem Dafoe
Sister is driving through the states and taking one picture per state. Here you have Missouri.
"Hey, want some financial aid?"
Don’t throw away your potentials
The Qing Dynasty Explained
One Millionth Criminal
Johns fiancé cheated on him, so he made his engagement photos into hilarious birthday invites.
Credit For Trying
So much me!!
Application for a job for Cadbury: something went wrong...
When you move too much and the snap filter comes off.
Last day on the job....
When in doubt, always pick C.
A friend took this on our university today
Could you please move Mrs. Wilson?
but what if they were uber though?
every day we stray further
Always follow instructions
That's what's up!
That's what's up!
Watching The Game With Bae
And I get out of bed at 10
You mess with my cats, you mess with me.
Dennis Reynolds - Halloween 2009.
Elon Musk on Mars Flights
Hatface level is strong
Being a YouTuber in 2018 be like:
But for how long? 3?
Being dyslexic is a ***
Some Gentle lines by Tyrion Lannister
Let's take a short nap here.
Always have backup cover
I knew living in cumming would be a good thing
a new way of looking at churches
Here Comes The Easter Bunny
You disappoint him.
i live in a constant state of fear and misery
New Puma logo
This guy has WAY too much time on his hand.
The local gang
Mechanical Rat Pizza is a good band name.
And it's good advice