“Real smooth guys. Real smooth”

Drove right past the park and he instantly knew he was going to the Vet.

A message to fellow motorists.

OH GOD NO

My stalker at work.

A math quesion

We Shall Never Deny a Guest, Even the Most Ridiculous Request

Thank Good it’s Friday

2real5me

GG BOTS

My friend got a convertible and this is the only hat he wears in it

Understandable

Maybe we should ask Elon to help out

The joys of parenting

Animal instinct

The party has arrived.

Those are quite expensive as well

That awkward moment, when the heart shaped cutting board you were making, is not turning out as planned.

You've heard of Peter Cottontail, now let me introduce you to Henry Hammerdick

My office held an Easter Egg decorating contest. I'm not artistically inclined...

Walking around Yangshuo, China, was a bit surprised to see the name for this brand of sunglasses...

Hannibal Lector

Get your nanny's out, 4k hdr.

A little too comfortable if you ask me

Harder

The only validation you’ll ever need

Finally achieved world peas

The real reason evolution started...

@nikio

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

He did it

When I upvote a post from -1 to 0

What is this "sex" he is speaking of?

Beer is your friend!

just invite me :3

I love photoshopped children's books

You will read anything when taking a shit.

h u m a n i t y

The future we all wanted imagined as kids

Someone wasn’t paying attention in foreign language class...

Pubg

well played

Went to a Russian version of Disney World. Exceeded expectations.

Dude pulled pulled a printer out of his backpack so he didn’t have to pay to use the university’s print station

Mind twisting thought !

Longquisha

Metal heads will understand

His timing was impeccable

Cum on

This Uber driver...

You mean it WASN’T South Africa?

When Facebook says it protects our privacy

Oh my god my mouth touched it!

Everything in my life is worthless

Hell would be an interesting place...

Austria Appreciation Day

So my daughter bought a leash for her chicken and took it for a walk in the park. Someone took notice and tweeted it to this billboard

Bed Comfort Level

My wife decided to share her nips with the internet

Good thing I love pizza

You sir...

Airplanes: an altered manual

"Damn she must love chocolate"

Exercise!

Seen in a clients washroom today

X’s and O’s

Buffering Gordon Ramsay looks like Willem Dafoe

Sister is driving through the states and taking one picture per state. Here you have Missouri.

"Hey, want some financial aid?"

Don’t throw away your potentials

The Qing Dynasty Explained

One Millionth Criminal

Johns fiancé cheated on him, so he made his engagement photos into hilarious birthday invites.

Credit For Trying

So much me!!

Application for a job for Cadbury: something went wrong...

When you move too much and the snap filter comes off.

Last day on the job....

When in doubt, always pick C.

A friend took this on our university today

Could you please move Mrs. Wilson?

but what if they were uber though?

every day we stray further

Always follow instructions

That's what's up!

That's what's up!

Watching The Game With Bae

And I get out of bed at 10

You mess with my cats, you mess with me.

Dennis Reynolds - Halloween 2009.

Elon Musk on Mars Flights

Hatface level is strong

Being a YouTuber in 2018 be like:

But for how long? 3?

Being dyslexic is a ***

Some Gentle lines by Tyrion Lannister

Let's take a short nap here.

Brass Knight.

Always have backup cover

I knew living in cumming would be a good thing