i thought the phone knew i was in toilet

Omsk, Siberia, Russia

snitches get stitches

The long arm of the law

Mein Hero

;-;

Every nice guy be like...

I'm not satisfy

It’s that time of year again

Probably the best!

heh

Collectively the highest photo ever taken.

My Xbox trying to suggest gamertags...

*dodge*

How happy are you?

I found a ridiculously large chair at work today

Es ist freie Immobilien

Someone give him a trophy not medal. ***ing genius

When you’re starving and your husband shows up with Taco Bell.

Elon Musk has no time for your false shit.

Found this on my train during my commute home this evening

Bathroom at CVS

Is there a... human version for travelling?

Time to refill the register at CVS

thats what you get

infalible

Guys im sad, more than usual

Sleep before anything

"James? I haven't heard that name in years."

Saw this today and thought it might fit here.

Oh Kermit, what have you done?

Never change Ryan Reynolds. Never change.

That much production in 5 minutes?

Can't tell if the slicer at Little Ceasar's is experimenting with some post modern styles, trying to summon a pizza demon, or just celebrating 4/20 a bit early.

Shakespeare was so ahead of his time, it's mind boggling.

Why did he get divorced.

We all would!

Say, man, you got a joint?

Alien VS Predator 3

What a ham

Anything you want to, do it...

wink

Settle down, Dave.

My pool guy sent my weekly report with the side note that he fell into the pool! I wish i had it on video.

Spiderbaby

Need that sleep though

Why they do her like that....

No tariffs, s'il vous plait

My favorite sign from the teacher walkout in Oklahoma. Guthrie was the original state capital of Oklahoma.

My kids bored in line at Disneyland.

Along Came a Hairclip

Don't want to be offensive now

A graphic that's becomes 20x funnier if you call it a Venn Diagram

Ah not again

Seems to work

And that's being generous!

Loving family man

Ain't no party like a meerkat party!

Cats will judge a book by the cover.

This captcha gave me more than I bargained for

Where's Waldo? The final search.

Shawty

Zach Braff shared this faceswap of himself and Dax Shepard on Twitter

me trying to impress..

Where were the po-po when this was posted?

Lol

Is it wrong that I'm suddenly in the mood for BBQ?

Ready Player Long Legs

oh no

Special

New CVS personal record - 57.5” for a $4.18 transaction

Every year on good Friday this man comes into our Bar dressed up as a Roman soldier

That's about right...

Saw this gem again

GIVE... ME... MY TICKET!

Communism doesn't wor...

Only memes can save me from my depression

Roger that, Gold Five.

Thanks tesco

50+ sociology teachers at university

They said he couldn’t, yet Elon Musk delivered again

Day and Night mode

Puzz3D - now available in you local supermarket.

:thinking:

I'm so straight and narrow, I don't even drink coffee

When you’re the first one in to work, and you walk into a pristine bathroom

Veterans will chuckle

A PSA in India

makes me angry

Sir are you having trouble over here?

3rd Leg

peeping tom

A Polygraphy Frank, Really?

Finally some good advise

Sarcasm :(

what

pathetic

There can only be one good guy.

Wait for assistance.

The only "too soon" is procognition