When you are an ancient evil, but you need to listen to a nanny

Pretty sure my kid's daycare teacher is former mafia

Doggo meet his idol.

Just wrote down what you know

Is Pepsi OK?

UwU

"no u"

I guess things are so bad after all.

I WANT TO KNOW

Ultimate warrior

Not Juan though.

Do you think they make iPhones for babies? Cause I do.

Is there anything your hero is frightened of?

When a weeb buys

Found this image while checking out a local park

I ordered a Shirt and get one random for half the price. I got this. I love it

Will they chauffeur him away in the Executor?

fyi microwaves are harmless

The next Alien movie i want to see

What do you want to do when you grow up?

I ONLY FK WIT DAT REAL GUCCI

spooky spoons

Cats trying to double dip

It's outrageous!

I asked my boss what kind of designation markers she wanted for the two new bathrooms in the office. She ordered these.

What senseless loss

depends how big a sword

Tutorial for girls: "How to eat banana in a room full of men"

Whelp thats a good design

I discovered this cool feature in new Indian Rupee notes, ha!

If the Pope dies...

oh my

Carrie Fisher's advice to Daisy Ridley

Oh the irony...

Sorry grandfather

This seems inappropriate

Really ***ing tired

Mr. Malone the third.

Jesus, would you look at the time

To the dude at EPCOT, I am so sorry about your penis.

Sherlotter

Bunny caught carrying marijuana

My neighbors chicken wants to kill me

Seth predicted it in Superbad in 2007.

damn hippies

Innocence officially gone

Potters cloak.

War Panda

Two out of three isn't bad.

It will never end!

Man vs bird

Not sure if context could save this.

Now you know.

Mary Falin' Oklahoma

We all just lost.

Jim Carrey exposes the naked truth about marriage

Party Time

My uncle using his flashlight to brighten up my dads iPad screen

Heisenberg goes to comicon.

You will always have a place in my heart

Let’s partaaayyy!!

Bare hands.

Reasons why not to fight....

Do not let Max in

press it

Oh no, Amir is in trouble!

Samples

Naruto the prankster

THE CAT WANTS A HUG FROM A FRIEND

Am I high or is this shadow evolving

No thanks... I’ll have a water.

Just useless things

Prince Bush

Bundle up guys

I've been wearing the same "DMV background blue" turtleneck for driver's license photos since 2011.

When someone tries to flirt with me

Should i take my child out of childcare?!

Just eat another piece baby

Then vs Now

Around the bush

Winnie the PEW

You can do it LoL

Not What I Was Expecting From Google After Searching For “Wet Beaver Photographs”

Anime not even once!

I shaved my ARMS for THIS!?

I had to attend a long and boring meeting today. This was my rebellion.

Lemme introduce you, my cat and its invisible race car

For her pleasure. Or his..?

My manager taught his dog how to play dead

It’s on sale

Aren’t music festivals wonderful?

How to catch a Loli

Bravery in cosplay

solid effort, Kroger

If men flirted like birds

Hermit crabs are decapod crustaceans of the superfamily Paguroidea.

Foie gras

Well, looks like the tables have turned.

When you send a good joke on Messenger

Someone added artist notes to shit graffiti in Brighton