Girls phone number

All adoption profiles should be like this

My work’s toilets get vandalised a lot, this is their solution

Horrible truth about Peppa pig.

The awkward moment when you are visiting your son in college and see this next to his bed........

My grandmother has had this up in her house for 30+ years. Just noticed she pasted her face over Scarlet O’Hara

They don't give a damn about fat people

My phone knows me all too well.

Should i just run away

Surprise the kids tonight with some feetloaf

Chips holder

When you have a business meeting at 8 but you have to take on the avengers at 9

Koreans sure don't mess about when it comes to coffee

Useful review

He's been training for this moment for years

Pretty sure this was his first time on a trampoline.

trust me, good old WoB wouldnt lie to ya

OKCupid put it's foot down

Already have two of these. They’re called kids.

I'm Not Actually Funny

Absolutely FABULOUS! The sheer black pantyhose really contrasts well with the fluffy white fur!

Be safe out there tonight guys

Sticking to what you believe

Everyone loves a good group chat

It was not a great idea...

Kid rock looking like he’s waiting for lafawnduh at the airport.

Meanwhile in Bosnia...

Unless you complain or threaten to leave...

The adventure will be a hell of a trip.

I love my former high school.

:notlikethis:

The frilled Pope

The "if birds flirted like men" should be changed to "becky i got stick lemme smash"

heh

Amazon's recommendations...

Caught a Monty Python reference while watching Doc McStuffins with my daughter.

My graceful wife...

A bold move, but it just might work

Yes, Hi. Could I reserve a table for 1, by the beach but make sure I don’t have a view? Perfect.

I can barley even look at this.

As a Geologist with some hippy friends...

John, you're... home early

Only shooting stars break the mold

The more you know

Got two fortunes in my cookie. I’ve never been more conflicted in my life.

Today I adopted a friends beloved cactus that she's had for 10 years . First day in his new home and my 5 year old thought he looked thirsty ... RIP Ted

Coolest ducking motorcycle you’ve ever seen!

scientifically accurate

Brohood

The perfect killing machine, you won't even run when it charges at you because you'll be too busy preparing to pet it when it does.

every time the weather starts to warm up those fraps start lookin goooood

Hop in, I’m going that way too.

Baby Toucans look like a cross between a dinosaur and Costco roasted chicken

Wings is life

Hire him please

Those poor kids

MYAH

So thanks... for nothing.....

Yuuupppp!!

Hands down the best catch on Tinder

heh

Malwarebytes never had this problem

A refreshing glass of water

This image is way funnier considering that this is Egypt and this snow was the first snow they got in 112 years

Clever monkey

What Darwin really meant.

If you crush a marshmallow bunny it looks like Kim Jong-Un!

Spider Man got broke.

When You're High...

Exclusive New McGregor Photos

gottem

Tip Jar Strategy

We’ve all been there, man..

Hiddenlol is leaking again

Parent-teacher conference in college

This could explain my GPA

it's only doritos

Some party hard, others party harder.

These college students mocking a religious nut

When you are an ancient evil, but you need to listen to a nanny

Pretty sure my kid's daycare teacher is former mafia

Doggo meet his idol.

Just wrote down what you know

Is Pepsi OK?

UwU

"no u"

I guess things are so bad after all.

I WANT TO KNOW

Ultimate warrior

Not Juan though.

Do you think they make iPhones for babies? Cause I do.

Is there anything your hero is frightened of?

When a weeb buys

Found this image while checking out a local park

I ordered a Shirt and get one random for half the price. I got this. I love it

Will they chauffeur him away in the Executor?

fyi microwaves are harmless

The next Alien movie i want to see

What do you want to do when you grow up?

I ONLY FK WIT DAT REAL GUCCI