OKCupid put it's foot down

Already have two of these. They’re called kids.

I'm Not Actually Funny

Absolutely FABULOUS! The sheer black pantyhose really contrasts well with the fluffy white fur!

Be safe out there tonight guys

Sticking to what you believe

Everyone loves a good group chat

It was not a great idea...

Kid rock looking like he’s waiting for lafawnduh at the airport.

Meanwhile in Bosnia...

Unless you complain or threaten to leave...

The adventure will be a hell of a trip.

I love my former high school.

:notlikethis:

The frilled Pope

The "if birds flirted like men" should be changed to "becky i got stick lemme smash"

heh

Amazon's recommendations...

Caught a Monty Python reference while watching Doc McStuffins with my daughter.

My graceful wife...

A bold move, but it just might work

Yes, Hi. Could I reserve a table for 1, by the beach but make sure I don’t have a view? Perfect.

I can barley even look at this.

As a Geologist with some hippy friends...

John, you're... home early

Only shooting stars break the mold

The more you know

Got two fortunes in my cookie. I’ve never been more conflicted in my life.

Today I adopted a friends beloved cactus that she's had for 10 years . First day in his new home and my 5 year old thought he looked thirsty ... RIP Ted

Coolest ducking motorcycle you’ve ever seen!

scientifically accurate

Brohood

The perfect killing machine, you won't even run when it charges at you because you'll be too busy preparing to pet it when it does.

every time the weather starts to warm up those fraps start lookin goooood

Hop in, I’m going that way too.

Baby Toucans look like a cross between a dinosaur and Costco roasted chicken

Wings is life

Hire him please

Those poor kids

MYAH

So thanks... for nothing.....

Yuuupppp!!

Hands down the best catch on Tinder

heh

Malwarebytes never had this problem

A refreshing glass of water

This image is way funnier considering that this is Egypt and this snow was the first snow they got in 112 years

Clever monkey

What Darwin really meant.

If you crush a marshmallow bunny it looks like Kim Jong-Un!

Spider Man got broke.

When You're High...

Exclusive New McGregor Photos

gottem

Tip Jar Strategy

We’ve all been there, man..

Hiddenlol is leaking again

Parent-teacher conference in college

This could explain my GPA

it's only doritos

Some party hard, others party harder.

These college students mocking a religious nut

When you are an ancient evil, but you need to listen to a nanny

Pretty sure my kid's daycare teacher is former mafia

Doggo meet his idol.

Just wrote down what you know

Is Pepsi OK?

UwU

"no u"

I guess things are so bad after all.

I WANT TO KNOW

Ultimate warrior

Not Juan though.

Do you think they make iPhones for babies? Cause I do.

Is there anything your hero is frightened of?

When a weeb buys

Found this image while checking out a local park

I ordered a Shirt and get one random for half the price. I got this. I love it

Will they chauffeur him away in the Executor?

fyi microwaves are harmless

The next Alien movie i want to see

What do you want to do when you grow up?

I ONLY FK WIT DAT REAL GUCCI

spooky spoons

Cats trying to double dip

It's outrageous!

I asked my boss what kind of designation markers she wanted for the two new bathrooms in the office. She ordered these.

What senseless loss

depends how big a sword

Tutorial for girls: "How to eat banana in a room full of men"

Whelp thats a good design

I discovered this cool feature in new Indian Rupee notes, ha!

If the Pope dies...

oh my

Carrie Fisher's advice to Daisy Ridley

Oh the irony...

Sorry grandfather

This seems inappropriate

Really ***ing tired

Mr. Malone the third.