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Newborn Yelp reviews

That something to look forward to...

its your turn now

Clap Clap

What type of haircut did the suspect have?

THE ACCURACY OF THIS IS 100%

The guy my math teacher was talking about

Here’s another one of those adoption profiles

He didn’t want our data... he just wanted to be our friend. Why couldn’t we all just be his friend?

Why do I feel like something wrong with this name?

Chemistry rocks!

THE FLASHBACKS CAW CAW

#husbandshaming

The greatest name in any credits for a movie.

Me doing math

When you think criminal names aren't obvious enough.....

10$ ? 9.5$ ?!!

Finally, my signature scent is back in stock

Don't pick up the phone... Im online!!!

Spotted the flu running around town

The poor kid

Pop Idols

I love hamsters

Two goats stuck on a bridge

Local pizza place

I still remember some of those glorious edits.

CSI: Notre Dame

This cup is shaped to look like a ziplock bag

Today's Kids Will Never Know

Common symptoms of a Bear attack.

Lived here since I was about 12

A very useful book.

They're actually referring to a bag of amphetamines, but this is still hilarious

Finally one of these that’s relatable.

kek

Ladies and gentlemen, Hugh Laurie.

Hope he wasn't roaming

butwhy

This is Kevin. Kevin likes tuna

For the win.

No reach in the deep

I don't think it would last that long

Why? Just why...

He is his own right hand man

Calm the *** down Kimberly

It runs on everything

So that's how Greece became so poor.

There’s always a bigger fish

Better stay safe.

Seems valid enough

They do it on purpose

Who sphynx this will work?

Steve Harvey without facial hair looks like The Mask

He thinks he’s a penguin

So i caught my cat sleeping in this position..

A beautiful poem I wrote

Anon gets re/v/enge

Girls phone number

All adoption profiles should be like this

My work’s toilets get vandalised a lot, this is their solution

Horrible truth about Peppa pig.

The awkward moment when you are visiting your son in college and see this next to his bed........

My grandmother has had this up in her house for 30+ years. Just noticed she pasted her face over Scarlet O’Hara

They don't give a damn about fat people

My phone knows me all too well.

Should i just run away

Surprise the kids tonight with some feetloaf

Chips holder

When you have a business meeting at 8 but you have to take on the avengers at 9

Koreans sure don't mess about when it comes to coffee

Useful review

He's been training for this moment for years

Pretty sure this was his first time on a trampoline.

trust me, good old WoB wouldnt lie to ya

OKCupid put it's foot down

Already have two of these. They’re called kids.

I'm Not Actually Funny

Absolutely FABULOUS! The sheer black pantyhose really contrasts well with the fluffy white fur!

Be safe out there tonight guys

Sticking to what you believe

Everyone loves a good group chat

It was not a great idea...

Kid rock looking like he’s waiting for lafawnduh at the airport.

Meanwhile in Bosnia...

Unless you complain or threaten to leave...

The adventure will be a hell of a trip.

I love my former high school.

:notlikethis:

The frilled Pope

The "if birds flirted like men" should be changed to "becky i got stick lemme smash"

heh

Amazon's recommendations...

Caught a Monty Python reference while watching Doc McStuffins with my daughter.

My graceful wife...

A bold move, but it just might work

Yes, Hi. Could I reserve a table for 1, by the beach but make sure I don’t have a view? Perfect.

I can barley even look at this.

As a Geologist with some hippy friends...

John, you're... home early