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When two friends you introduced to one another start hanging out without you
Sometimes life doesn't find a way
At least they're not Giant Enemy Crabs, I guess
Sorry Pikachu, guess we have to go somewhere else
Ctrl C, Ctrl V
This certainly rings a bell or two.
A sign at my local ice cream store
Every time I turn on my computer
A good sense of humor
Some people like to live on the edge
This is sickening
My wife got me and my baby matching t-shirts!
Always wear a seatbelt kids
His psalms are sweaty
Most accurate definition of adulthood.
Animal Farm notice
Really. He’s cool...
I really hate musicals
Behold, the last living dwemer.
Dogs of peace
Missing part included!
so that's what happened to the Beatles
Riddle of the Sphinx
Spent exactly 20 seconds on this one boys
War never changes...
Newborn Yelp reviews
That something to look forward to...
its your turn now
What type of haircut did the suspect have?
THE ACCURACY OF THIS IS 100%
The guy my math teacher was talking about
Here’s another one of those adoption profiles
He didn’t want our data... he just wanted to be our friend. Why couldn’t we all just be his friend?
Why do I feel like something wrong with this name?
THE FLASHBACKS CAW CAW
The greatest name in any credits for a movie.
Me doing math
When you think criminal names aren't obvious enough.....
10$ ? 9.5$ ?!!
Finally, my signature scent is back in stock
Don't pick up the phone... Im online!!!
Spotted the flu running around town
The poor kid
I love hamsters
Two goats stuck on a bridge
Local pizza place
I still remember some of those glorious edits.
CSI: Notre Dame
This cup is shaped to look like a ziplock bag
Today's Kids Will Never Know
Common symptoms of a Bear attack.
Lived here since I was about 12
A very useful book.
They're actually referring to a bag of amphetamines, but this is still hilarious
Finally one of these that’s relatable.
Ladies and gentlemen, Hugh Laurie.
Hope he wasn't roaming
This is Kevin. Kevin likes tuna
For the win.
No reach in the deep
I don't think it would last that long
Why? Just why...
He is his own right hand man
Calm the *** down Kimberly
It runs on everything
So that's how Greece became so poor.
There’s always a bigger fish
Better stay safe.
Seems valid enough
They do it on purpose
Who sphynx this will work?
Steve Harvey without facial hair looks like The Mask
He thinks he’s a penguin
So i caught my cat sleeping in this position..
A beautiful poem I wrote
Anon gets re/v/enge
Girls phone number
All adoption profiles should be like this
My work’s toilets get vandalised a lot, this is their solution
Horrible truth about Peppa pig.
The awkward moment when you are visiting your son in college and see this next to his bed........