on time

Die

A surprise to be sure

Japanese Commercials are on a whole other level

Stay safe kids...

Age appropriate chores

When your Siblings are handsome but YOU must rely on your Charm :p

slirp slirp

busted buster

Same

Increase smile 20%, maintain eye contact, human fooled

Best spot

Don’t think I ever read this one.

zucc

My Priest Helped Me Beat It When I Was Young

Russia's high tech missile defense system

Got a match?

So Barber Can I Please Have...

My dog's facial expressions when I didn't turn towards the dog park.

zucc.cmd

Anon goes to a party

Ree

A friend of mine is a lawyer. He wore these to family court today.

zucc is ready to cuck

F*cking normies!

Everyone keeps comparing Zuckerberg to Data when the real answer was right before us all along. Zuckerborg.

Growing up large

I know what I’m gonna do

Gorfield

Pacific Cat

Today's Meditation.

My wife found this in a parenting book, we have toddler triplets

Dogs

As a Texan, this is a must pack item

Anon supports gay rights

This is so sad

When you get summoned to the judiciary committee for leaking users personal information for more than 10 years.

:notlikethis:

I implor u to spare the yoddler

I can't believe he's all grown up now!

The one thing women really like in a garment

Rong

How I felt the first time I smoked weed and went out in public.

Shoutout to the PTA at my kids' elementary school for the most hilariously honest fundraiser I've ever seen.

“What’s in my pants? Are you hitting on me?”

Favorite roommate

Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.

What a well-rounded joke

Always pet doggo, no matter the situation!

My hotel is sending me mixed messages...

Exposed!

After sex selfies are trending again

Muhammad Gets Roasted

Zuckerberg swearing in

My wife, a Venezuelan smartass

The hacker 4chan never disappoints

Lemme think

Netflix at it again!

Your Uber will be here in 6 Months!

This is wrong on so many levels

200IQ

When you believe too much

Wow, Wendy's, you guys are harsh.

Welcome to Dicksville, Indiana. Population : 18

This spare tire made me chuckle

More Precious Than The iphone Itself.

Post Malone circa 2011

I belive him

u wot m8

McDonald’s McNugget price logic

This is everything.

anon is an american citizen

"He's right behind me, isn't he?"

oma-

Shinji get in the ***ing robot

The animal control we need

It doesn't get more Canadian than this.

Impressive

Anon helps a poor girl

Zuckerberg's true form.

Co-worker brought in roller skate sugar cookies

My boyfriend’s dog is getting a little bigger than we thought she would...

zuck trying to be human. not very hard when the option is built in

Celebrating bday with 3 best friends

1, 2, 3-4-5...

Every monster has it's weakness..

Need money for DNA test.

My grandma’s garage door opener broke, She pulled off a siding board & I found her trying to crawl inside through the framing in the walls.

Mark Zuckerberg forgot his wallet on the seat.

Four hours of questioning and all we got was 'meep'

This sign in Phuket

What has been seen.. cannot be unseen.

When you lose your train of thought mid sentence.

The resemblance..

Muda Muda

Looking for a flat in London

Everyone is all serious, then it happens

Define: Stress

A great coincidence happened while watching the Zucc on my phone.

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