Hopefully Mitch Hedberg is alive and well in an alternate universe

Worst 20 minutes of my life.

Why ?

The smaller internet

That dude's going places

Oregano

!!!!!!

B-GON

Ronda Arouse Me

Monday's may suck but at least I get to sleep in a little

Seriously some people at the gym have no brain

They know their target market

this has nothing to do with communism

One lousy piece of bread and now everybody wants the WiFi password

And a longcoat will offer similar protection

Don’t throw poo on people.

I just love this one :)

Go with your gut feeling James

My cat is grounded indefinitely

I can totally see it

What a cute kid

When It's spring in Wisconsin and you're getting 16+ inches of snow

I can't believe it. I'm...on sale!

This is in the King Lebron James version.

Chapped lips

L'Oréal

Found this in a coffee shop Restroom in Ellijay, GA

Sign at local baseball diamond

"I'll take a glass of water, and drink it!"

So my girlfriend took this picture in the restroom at a local bar. #inspiration

Kim pls spare us bois

All comrades are equal, but Grandma knows you’re special.

Million dollar moves

A pig...

That Bose Marketing Team Though…

Dog stuck between sheeps

I'm in danger

Someone kept my little brother up last night in university housing.

Nobody warned me about this

the grass is always greener ?

I saw this guy on the road today. Ohio is full of characters.

With allergies kicking my ass

click

Jesus sighting

Not everything you enjoy is good

:notlikethis:

fast as F**K

My 6 year old niece made a list of things that are funny. I figured I’d post it here as a reference sheet for the internet.

Boom boom chack!

Embracing the shit storm

heh

Reeee

Oh hi Mr. Zucc

it only took his 401k.. guess they were financially.. STABLE

Making the best of ice in April.

After one night of drinking and magic

The zucc

Sometimes working at the pet store can get pretty graphic.

Ice juices and butt probes

The star of the wedding: buff and bearded Baby Jesus

This sign in front of a bunch of Venus Flytrap.

An earphone cable in its second life

Software innovation...

This license plate on a Tesla

Interesting septic tank I saw

Sometimes this show understands you

My father in law, a youth pastor, starts every service with a volunteer bringing him a joke.

The true puppeteer

Boys after clean shave

Who you ganna call? Not us

My friend just put this up.

Oook

This job isn’t for everyone

Yer' a hazard Harry.

"Giant Laser"

The girl slept on the subway

accurate

What makes me a true blue Aussie?

Why viral sucks:

Prudhoe Bay, Alaska

Preth any button.

Wait what ?

Where's Zucc?

I'm just here so I don't get fined

on a good day

have some birb OC

When you are one rotation away from completing the Rubik's cube

The level of procrastination

weeb

Got the perfect opportunity to respond to a wrong # today.

When your BFF wants to be more than friends

It’s good advice

Well it IS a Sunday

The only bra that matters is Algebra.

Ah, shit!

A friend made a wise choice 3D printing this masterpiece

I think we deserve to know.

Anon has a billion dollar idea

He was a great man.

Saw this sign from the teachers’ rally in Kentucky, thought it was hilarious.