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Oh hi Mr. Zucc
it only took his 401k.. guess they were financially.. STABLE
Making the best of ice in April.
After one night of drinking and magic
Sometimes working at the pet store can get pretty graphic.
Ice juices and butt probes
The star of the wedding: buff and bearded Baby Jesus
This sign in front of a bunch of Venus Flytrap.
An earphone cable in its second life
This license plate on a Tesla
Interesting septic tank I saw
Sometimes this show understands you
My father in law, a youth pastor, starts every service with a volunteer bringing him a joke.
The true puppeteer
Boys after clean shave
Who you ganna call? Not us
My friend just put this up.
This job isn’t for everyone
Yer' a hazard Harry.
The girl slept on the subway
What makes me a true blue Aussie?
Why viral sucks:
Prudhoe Bay, Alaska
Preth any button.
Wait what ?
I'm just here so I don't get fined
on a good day
have some birb OC
When you are one rotation away from completing the Rubik's cube
The level of procrastination
Got the perfect opportunity to respond to a wrong # today.
When your BFF wants to be more than friends
It’s good advice
Well it IS a Sunday
The only bra that matters is Algebra.
A friend made a wise choice 3D printing this masterpiece
I think we deserve to know.
Anon has a billion dollar idea
He was a great man.
Saw this sign from the teachers’ rally in Kentucky, thought it was hilarious.
Had to make this guide for my paper company on how to deliver my paper. Will update with their response.
Old McDonlad had a farm...
Saw this on the bathroom wall of a gas station.
Just a heads up, guys
Guilty as charged.
My son is 7 days old and in the NICU. I got to hold him and read to him for the first time. You can almost hear the “Ugh. Dad. Stopppp”
My anaconda don't want none unless you got bonz, hun
My fiancé just sent me this
Every grandparent's computer
It’s a real lion
I guess it wasn't declassified after all
I sometimes like to mess with my wife's decor
I hear ya, Target employee. I hear ya loud and clear.
would explain how they got Lost In Space
Missing cat spotted...next to its own missing cat poster
Best autograph ever!
New Facebook Logo after Data Leak
That poor 15 year old escort
Happy wedding shower, Jana. Love the sign!
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears
Gotta get me that miami vice look
Started rewatching Gravity Falls and noticed another genius easteregg
i have done.
Happy weekend everyone
Keeping the trend going
Imma take a mulligan on that one.
"On that day he fought 6...maybe 7 babies...totally nude...and saved the town"
In the dark recesses of my black soul, I’ll tell you h’what.
Avengers 90s style
And now my son, I give you the power of levitation.
I don’t think that’s right, but I don’t know enough about mushrooms to dispute it
Brians not bombs
It's all about the wording.
When you don't want to go anywhere but you promised
This tip jar
Someone's been listening.
KONO DIO DA
The level of "minding my own business" I'm on right now.
Just driving around town and saw this...
There’s a folder for every occasion...