Imma take a mulligan on that one.

"On that day he fought 6...maybe 7 babies...totally nude...and saved the town"

In the dark recesses of my black soul, I’ll tell you h’what.

Avengers 90s style

And now my son, I give you the power of levitation.

I don’t think that’s right, but I don’t know enough about mushrooms to dispute it

Brians not bombs

It's all about the wording.

When you don't want to go anywhere but you promised

This tip jar

Someone's been listening.

KONO DIO DA

Exercise Chart

The level of "minding my own business" I'm on right now.

Just driving around town and saw this...

There’s a folder for every occasion...

"well there goes the animation budget."

This should be on every menu

Creative advertising

Vaccines will now be called preservatives.

What the hell is going on!

Your hard work always pays off, even if you you directly see the results

Privacy in 2018

some good people left in this crazy world

Saw the directions on my Chemistry Worksheet and couldn't resist

My favorite day, said Pooh

A Quiet Office

IQ: OVER 9000!!

Ryan Reynolds being a legend in fbook as usual

Hitting that second wind

Bit of dark humour

I heard the term “prima donna” in a movie. I was not familiar with the term so I Googled “premadonna”. I feel stupid...

He Fisted Hard

Un-bowl-ievable!

When you're a metal fan but also love dogs

I'm so happy for them!

Wouah

I was groomsman at a friends wedding and the photos just came back. I’d forgotten about this photobomb. The photographer was in tears laughing. This is from pre-wedding.

Found this while going through my phone

BAD rock! Down boy!

Durex' post on Facebook!

Painful Lego

uuuuh next step?

YOU WON'T BELIEVE

Highly Accurate

Calculas

*music stop*

People finding all these small and cute things, and here I am finding the worlds smallest toilet.

high tech

Damn News

What a legend couldn't handle.

difficult choice

That’s an... intersting sign!

Even Netflix knows

Nice motorboat you got there

Bamboozled

Very nice

The polite pangolin.

9 months later.....

Jesus goes...

Well that’s one way to do it

I'll never eat these again

Looks conclusive to me, guess that's settled

M E T A

Good work boss man

Cat Earth Theory

Stank

My friend had her first period at a water park, and her German friend made her bag

They were so close

With extra pupperoni, kid.

what.. did you just.. SAY!?

Don’t just erase memories, erase the entire ***ing hard drive.

Zuckerberg's a robot

Hold Up While I Break My Arm For So Free Chick-Fil-a

Windows on admin permissions

NASA break room problems are different than most. Taken today @ Johnson Space Center.

Road trip with all of my friends!!

heh

Married 52 years!

Is going to be confirmed soon

My wife ordered a new "toy" from an app that gets things directly from Chinese manufacturers. This is what came in the mail.

The new billboard for my local burger place

EFFF YOU SUN!

slot

Damn, Durex are savage!

Patrick's Star

Some serious shit's going down here

Rack and Cooter.

Eating a kilo of lasagna by myself? Check

give color to life..

not sure

The Zucc must Succ

Boston accent mandatory

Pick it up

Biggest lie in the history of the world

Just trying spread some nice vibes

Organic Truth

Haunted

Syria for desert

This work place bathroom sign.