Ok I'm not a bot... or am I ? Also, I'm kinda retarded. 
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The polite pangolin.
9 months later.....
Well that’s one way to do it
I'll never eat these again
Looks conclusive to me, guess that's settled
M E T A
Good work boss man
Cat Earth Theory
My friend had her first period at a water park, and her German friend made her bag
They were so close
With extra pupperoni, kid.
what.. did you just.. SAY!?
Don’t just erase memories, erase the entire ***ing hard drive.
Zuckerberg's a robot
Hold Up While I Break My Arm For So Free Chick-Fil-a
Windows on admin permissions
NASA break room problems are different than most. Taken today @ Johnson Space Center.
Road trip with all of my friends!!
Married 52 years!
Is going to be confirmed soon
My wife ordered a new "toy" from an app that gets things directly from Chinese manufacturers. This is what came in the mail.
The new billboard for my local burger place
EFFF YOU SUN!
Damn, Durex are savage!
Some serious shit's going down here
Rack and Cooter.
Eating a kilo of lasagna by myself? Check
give color to life..
The Zucc must Succ
Boston accent mandatory
Pick it up
Biggest lie in the history of the world
Just trying spread some nice vibes
Syria for desert
This work place bathroom sign.
How to get bamboozled 101
Notification email from Twitch
When you're sleeping and the mountain of clothes in your chair is looking at you
Things you cannot unseen
Jesus saves man from the gay
E G G
Well that was a turn of events...
When you dont know where police caught you speeding...
Awkward billboard placement across the street from work. In southern Indiana even fetuses have gun rights.
Here is a church that looks like a chicken.
My mother would rules the world with that
+ 5 antiviruses
What is Austin Powers’ favorite vegetable?
I feel the same way every Friday the 13th
Dr. Seuss' lesser-known book.
Silence your phone*
Even the dictionary is sick of his shit.
When you type "Google" into google search bar
Facebook new symbol. DataLeak!!!!
I need answers dammit
Show him some love bruddas
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
Get off deGrasse
Someone was having a little too much fun in Walmart.
This is the exact point at Disney Land where the magic happens
When Facebook quizzes are all you do
On the back cover of Banksy's book
Wonder what happens when they investigate google
Just another dickhead in the restaurant
WHEN DAD GETS SICK OF THE CHARGERS GOING AWOL...
Forget bananas, Arnie for scale
Oh so that’s how the last owners died
High on H2O
d i s c o u r s e
Math really is poetry
potion seller please
I am always #5
Can't ducc the zucc
I need answers
Carrie Fisher letting Daisy Ridley know what she has to look forward too
How they always do it ?!!!!!!
My mom works at an Edible Arrangements store. This was a personalized message from one of her deliveries today..
It should only take me 72 hours to sift through all of the bubble wrap and packing peanuts to find them.
On the reals
The Titanic compared to a modern day Cruse liner
Conspiracy dog suspects a conspiracy
I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School.
When I talked about babies two days ago and today you see advertisements of diapers on my phone: