I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School.
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When I talked about babies two days ago and today you see advertisements of diapers on my phone:
15. Our spelling.
My sister is a single mother of 3. Yesterday I found this in her kitchen, which is a pretty perfect representation of her life.
“Why is Facebook spying on me?”
Anon wants his son back
Repost, but so very true. Gets me every time
Still the best meme on the internet
Rent prices visualized onto a map.
Noah, original Pokemon Master
Ok, I admit it. You got me.
We decided to embarrass our daughter at the airport after 3 months away.
zucc.exe has been interrupted
I almost honked at this guy just to see the show.
Timmy's Dad Got Zucc'd
Sneaky is best delivery boy
have some zucc OC
The Godpidgeon says he's sorry that he has to beak you, but that he'll take good care of Carloota for you.
aww geez rick
Not exactly what I had in mind
Our office dog is featured on our marketing materials.
Sure, I’ll keep that in mind
If only I had that power
Advice I can follow
Brace for impact bois
Norm Macdonald is a deeply closeted gay man
He must be having a pretty good track record!
Just let me tighten this screw and you'll be good to go
Nice dress dude
Just seen a penguin skeleton, R.I.P little buddy
Old people and technology never cease to amaze
This is why there is a grey hat
It is concerning when Zuckerbots wax figure looks more human than he does.
this is fine
Look at what I found at work next week!
when someone insults your meme, but they only got 3 post that never made it out of fresh
this 4panel is 100% loss free
Are you a sex robot?
A gramophone would've been too distracting.
evolving to webm
If you'd like I can have my team follow up with you after this.
That one person in the chat group chat who never talks, but reads everything
Never take it to a hotel room.
You are what you eat
Speak for yourself
Ted should turn himself in.
That damned squirrel.
Just another bot account
Working from home
Just freak me up
Beep boop bop bep
OK, this one is better
Ah ok, well that explains a few things
Randomly seen in traffic today.
At today's Senate Hearing
Only one question echoed through my mind
Twice the pleasure...
I'd rather not open the box if I can't use a turtle.
I'll admit it took me a minute to get the joke, I am not a smart woman
Best Burn Roasts Circuit City
I replaced his favourite ball and this was his reaction
Hot wings and even hotter questions.
My friends dog fell asleep in the snow
It all started at a little place called Harvard...
Swiggity Swooty I’m coming for that booty
Every day, for 3 years, I sent my friend photos of this strange looking dog because it thoroughly annoyed him. Then I decided to step up my game...
TOYS R bUSted
Courier: Package left under doormat.